So Stanton and Hechavarria a combined 5 balls and 0 strikes yet both hit weak fly balls. 

 

to be fair, the combined count wound up being 5-2. 3-1 for Stanton because he swung at the 3-0 pitch and 2-1 for hechavarria because he swung at the 2-0 pitch

 

 

Cookie Rojas just threw out the first pitch for NOLA and he looks a lot younger

 

 

I don't even know your real name but I'm gonna go ahead and file a restraining order right now just to be safe.

 

I can see cyggy's name being either joe, marcus, or dolph.

 

 

Sorry im late, Lehgo Mahlins

 

 

Cookie Rojas just threw out the first pitch for NOLA and he looks a lot younger

 

He retired?

 

 

He retired?

 

Its a different Cookie

 

 

I don't even know your real name but I'm gonna go ahead and file a restraining order right now just to be safe.

 

His real name is Jared Fogle

 

 

Cookie Rojas just threw out the first pitch for NOLA and he looks a lot younger

What happened to him and Raul doing the Spanish broadcasts and checking in with Rich late in the game for a quick word. I actually liked that. Do they still work for the team?

 

 

His real name is Jared Fogle

I thought that was yours since you've often asked me for my footlong.

 

 

His real name is Jared Fogle

 

that's funny considering the subway jared fogle is a raper.

 

 

Not anymore

WHY NOT??? WHAT HAPPENED!???

 

 

I thought that was yours since you've often asked me for my footlong.

 

Please, your nickname is Platano

 

 

What happened to him and Raul doing the Spanish broadcasts and checking in with Rich late in the game for a quick word. I actually liked that. Do they still work for the team?

 

Raul does I think

 

 

so are we going to get a hit today?

 

 

that's funny considering the subway jared fogle is a raper.

That's the joke! Lmao

 

 

that's funny considering the subway jared fogle is a raper.

 

Odd coincidence right?

 

 

FSU

 

Leave off the middle S for savings

 

 

GET A HIT

 

 

I got chinese food from a place named Chef Chen once

 

 

I got chinese food from a place named Chef Chen once

 

how long were you Wei-Yin for your order?

 

*BANG ZIP ZOP PLOP SLAM DAM WHIP ZIP BOOM BOOM ROOM*

 

 

I got chinese food from a place named Chef Chen once

If this is supposed to be a Wei Yin Chen joke, it fails because it's the Wong nationality.

 

 

I got chinese food from a place named Chef Chen once

 

Bruce?

 

 

how long were you Wei-Yin for your order?

 

*BANG ZIP ZOP PLOP SLAM DAM WHIP ZIP BOOM BOOM ROOM*

 

Boo

 

If this is supposed to be a Wei Yin Chen joke, it fails because it's the wong nationality.

 

It wasn't, your're racist for thinking it

 

Bruce?

 

Aven?

 

 

Admin missed my joke

 

 

How about we score some runs before the Brewers do?