Come on Jose, get the KKK on Revere

 

Woah man

 

 

Struckoutthesideimawww! Again!

 

And yes, confirmed, career high in pitches.

 

Who did you confirm it with?

 

 

Woah man

Oh shit! I meant three Ks in the inning. Fuck.

 

 

Who did you confirm it with?

 

baseball-reference

 

And Jesus.

 

 

Jose is back!! Now it's up to the pen 

 

 

Who did you confirm it with?

The Miami Marlins Analytics Department

 

 

The Miami Marlins Analytics Department

 

So a fake department, cool

 

 

Jose had to strike out 4 that inning. 

 

 

Jose had to strike out 4 that inning. 

 

Yes, yes he did.

 

 

Seriously, I'll take this split but I'm not over that this could have been 3 wins

 

 

Yousmell Preti is in

 

 

Yousmell Preti is in

 

eheheheheheheheheheheh

 

 

eheheheheheheheheheheh

 

BTW that was hehehehehehehehehehe backwards.

 

 

BTW that was hehehehehehehehehehe backwards.

 

Stop talking to yourself

 

 

No-hitter at Wrigley

 

 

Seriously, I'll take this split but I'm not over that this could have been 3 wins

 

With the exception of the loss in the Brewers series. The last four losses have been winnable heartbreakers. Especially game 1 of this series and the 2 Philly ones. But let's win today and let's look forward to the next series if we close this one out 

 

 

Alright, Phelps, do your thing.

 

 

Admin I said Fernandez 7ip and 11ks.....well????

 

 

Admin I said Fernandez 7ip and 11ks.....well????

 

Yeah but you got the 4 runs part wrong, so you get nothing, you lose, good day, sir!

 

 

Yeah but you got the 4 runs part wrong, so you get nothing, you lose, good day, sir!

 

Well he only gave up 1. So he's in the clear

 

 

Well he only gave up 1. So he's in the clear

 

The clear? The steroid cream?! FUCK!

 

 

C'mon, Phelps.

 

 

Come on Phelps not the time to fuck around. 

 

 

:k:

 

 

Oookay, c'mon Phelps.