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It's no secret that Derek Jeter and Curtis Granderson were both Yankees of New York at one point as teammates. Now, as Marlins of Miami, Granderson essentially works for Jeter. Granderson is batting .189 but still plays almost every day.

 

A THEORY:

 

Curtis Granderson is helping Derek Jeter launder money. Granderson makes $1,750,000. Jeter lets him continue his dream of playing major league baseball. Granderson then gives that money back to Jeter in some clandestine manner that allows MLB to think that Jeter is paying for a team and not tanking plus lowering his own personal tax status. 

 

This may even be the case with guys like JT Riddle ($560,000), Starlin Castro ($11,857,143), and Jose Urena ($3,200,000).

 

In conclusion,

 

#fuckjeter

 

 

Can I get the tl;dr on this?

 

 

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Can I get the tl;dr on this?

 

Jeter has dirty money. He washes it through guys like Curtis Granderson. Fuck Jeter, he is a criminal. 

 

 

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103% FACTS

 

There are zero holes in this theory, making it no longer a theory, but a FACT.

 

 

Jeter has dirty money.  He washes it through guys like Curtis Granderson.

 

So he puts money in a shower with Granderson? That’s kinda weird.

 

Not to mention, it is a good way to ruin dollar bills.

 

 

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So he puts money in a shower with Granderson? That’s kinda weird.

 

Not to mention, it is a good way to ruin dollar bills.

 

yes

 

 

Lol. Do you still host trivia at link n hops?

 

 

Lol. Do you still host trivia at link n hops?

 

That sounds like a trivia question to me.

 

 

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Lol. Do you still host trivia at link n hops?

 

¡si!

 

 

It's no secret that Derek Jeter and Curtis Granderson were both Yankees of New York at one point as teammates. Now, as Marlins of Miami, Granderson essentially works for Jeter. Granderson is batting .189 but still plays almost every day.

 

A THEORY:

 

Curtis Granderson is helping Derek Jeter launder money. Granderson makes $1,750,000. Jeter lets him continue his dream of playing major league baseball. Granderson then gives that money back to Jeter in some clandestine manner that allows MLB to think that Jeter is paying for a team and not tanking plus lowering his own personal tax status. 

 

This may even be the case with guys like JT Riddle ($560,000), Starlin Castro ($11,857,143), and Jose Urena ($3,200,000).

 

In conclusion,

 

#fuckjeter

 

Riddle wins it, he pays Jeter the fewest to play in the majors …

 

 

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Riddle wins it, he pays Jeter the fewest to play in the majors …

 

He's also the least convincing of deserving a big league spot. 

 

 

hard to argue with all that math

 

 

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hard to argue with all that math

 

You can't. It's inarguable. Facts are facts. 

 

 

story checks out thanks for posting

 

 

story checks out

 

Trevor? Was he staying in a different hotel than the team?

 

 

Trevor? Was he staying in a different hotel than the team?

 

yes. very suspicious

 

 

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