Posted July 12, 20195 yr It's no secret that Derek Jeter and Curtis Granderson were both Yankees of New York at one point as teammates. Now, as Marlins of Miami, Granderson essentially works for Jeter. Granderson is batting .189 but still plays almost every day. A THEORY: Curtis Granderson is helping Derek Jeter launder money. Granderson makes $1,750,000. Jeter lets him continue his dream of playing major league baseball. Granderson then gives that money back to Jeter in some clandestine manner that allows MLB to think that Jeter is paying for a team and not tanking plus lowering his own personal tax status. This may even be the case with guys like JT Riddle ($560,000), Starlin Castro ($11,857,143), and Jose Urena ($3,200,000). In conclusion, #fuckjeter
July 12, 20195 yr Author Can I get the tl;dr on this? Jeter has dirty money. He washes it through guys like Curtis Granderson. Fuck Jeter, he is a criminal.
July 12, 20195 yr Author 103% FACTS There are zero holes in this theory, making it no longer a theory, but a FACT.
July 12, 20195 yr Jeter has dirty money. He washes it through guys like Curtis Granderson. So he puts money in a shower with Granderson? That’s kinda weird. Not to mention, it is a good way to ruin dollar bills.
July 12, 20195 yr Author So he puts money in a shower with Granderson? That’s kinda weird. Not to mention, it is a good way to ruin dollar bills. yes
July 13, 20195 yr Lol. Do you still host trivia at link n hops? That sounds like a trivia question to me.
July 13, 20195 yr It's no secret that Derek Jeter and Curtis Granderson were both Yankees of New York at one point as teammates. Now, as Marlins of Miami, Granderson essentially works for Jeter. Granderson is batting .189 but still plays almost every day. A THEORY: Curtis Granderson is helping Derek Jeter launder money. Granderson makes $1,750,000. Jeter lets him continue his dream of playing major league baseball. Granderson then gives that money back to Jeter in some clandestine manner that allows MLB to think that Jeter is paying for a team and not tanking plus lowering his own personal tax status. This may even be the case with guys like JT Riddle ($560,000), Starlin Castro ($11,857,143), and Jose Urena ($3,200,000). In conclusion, #fuckjeter Riddle wins it, he pays Jeter the fewest to play in the majors …
July 14, 20195 yr Author Riddle wins it, he pays Jeter the fewest to play in the majors … He's also the least convincing of deserving a big league spot.
July 15, 20195 yr Author hard to argue with all that math You can't. It's inarguable. Facts are facts.
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