Where has this offense been!!!!?!?!?!

It has to be the Leyland effect!

They’re trying to ensure that positive run differential eh?

2 minutes ago, rmc523 said:

They’re trying to ensure that positive run differential eh?

Keeps Don employed

4 minutes ago, Das Texan II said:

he tried to hit the interview chick!

real Marlin fan would've known her name

Sea Bass still has some defensive skills!

Just now, hovertical said:

real Marlin fan would've known her name

That makes her less of an object though. 

Alright leggo Jazz!

Just now, Das Texan II said:

That makes her less of an object though. 

Real Marlin fan wouldn't be able to spell object.

Just now, hovertical said:

Real Marlin fan wouldn't be able to spell object.

*shrugs*

Just now, hovertical said:

Real Marlin fan wouldn't be able to spell object.

Also fine, her name is hot piece of ass?

that was a very un-Aguilar at bat

Just now, Das Texan II said:

Also fine, her name is hot piece of ass?

I think so

Just now, hovertical said:

I think so

See, I got this!

umps have really struggled with the upper strike zone this year

Just now, hovertical said:

umps have really struggled with the upper strike zone this year

still better than Angel Hernandez tonight though. 

1 minute ago, Das Texan II said:

still better than Angel Hernandez tonight though. 

that's not saying much

Just now, hovertical said:

that's not saying much

100% fact though. 

You'd think Cooper would learn to wear a shin guard or somethin'

Just now, hovertical said:

You'd think Cooper would learn to wear a shin guard or somethin'

at least he is still standing!

YEET

Great, Cooper's first real injury of the season here I guess. 

9 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Keeps Don employed

Sadly this is probably true.  Ng probably looks at that and thinks “we’re good!”

Aviflailatgarbageandthengetsanoccasionalhitsopeoplewillsayhesclose Garcia everone

I never saw who got ejected earlier. What exactly happened?