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Bonsai Kitten was designed to be a joke to those who get it and to outrage everyone who doesn't. Those who propagate this ill-founded move to stop the site unwittingly become the butts of the joke. - Breakthechain.org

i like dressing comfortably. a pair of wide leg jeans with chains hanging from them and an independent hoodie sweater works fine for me, ofcourse with airwalks. as for music, i listen to classical and opera. occasionally soft rock.

The FCC is ruling that the "F-word" will be acceptable language on public television and radio as long as it does not refer to the actual sexual act. Therefor we must ask ourselves,... when the @#$% is it acceptable to use the "f" word..? There are only 12 times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 12. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 11. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- General George Custer, 1877 9. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 8. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 7. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 5. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 3. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 2. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003 and a drum roll...........!!!!!!!!!!..........!!!!!!!! 1. "How the @%#* do I hit that?" -- Ramon Castro, 2004

One thing though... Where is Pepsi Max?????? whooops!

Vote 25 times everyone! I did last night hahahaha. Lowell Cabs and Choi baby!!!!

they have that many? They might have more... but these are all I can remember. hahaha

Pick your favorite pepsi!

Nothing all that big but these two studs have an 8 game hit streak going. Whoow! Personal high for Mr. Korean Air.

Perfect Game is by far the hardest to do. Just because a quadruple double is more rare doesn't mean it is more difficult. BTW, TO's don't count. It's POSITIVE categories. no it's not. i think you are forgetting the 5-doubles. which i believe has NEVER been done before. that's the hardest thing to do... shoot, it's so hard no one ever talks about it because it's almost impossible. Again, just because it has never been done doesn't make it more difficult than something that has been done. A perfect game has been thrown 17 times, in how many years of baseball history? Over a century. To throw a perfect game you have to sit down every single hitter you face, no matter what. Your defense can't mess up at all, you can't mess up one single pitch the whole game, because major leaguers do not forgive your mistakes. You have to do this for an entire game. You know how much pressure that entails? Besides, getting doubles in all 5 of those categories is impossible, mostly because a player who will be getting ten steals and ten dimes won't be blocking ten shots. Two different kinds of players. it's not impossible. how can u call that impossible? and im pretty sure getting 5 doubles IS harder than a perfect game. you have to look at the odds. 17 perfect games in a whole lot of games is very rare.... but zero 5 doubles in a whole lot of games tells you it's even more rare... but it CAN be done. it's not impossible.

m m, the crunchy ones in the blue bags. the colorful bag attracted me to buying it, and ever since i cant stop buying them.

Perfect Game is by far the hardest to do. Just because a quadruple double is more rare doesn't mean it is more difficult. BTW, TO's don't count. It's POSITIVE categories. no it's not. i think you are forgetting the 5-doubles. which i believe has NEVER been done before. that's the hardest thing to do... shoot, it's so hard no one ever talks about it because it's almost impossible.

lol, wow. had no idea turnovers count too, so i guess theoretically it's possible to have 6 doubles... (points, steals, assists, blocks, rebounds, and turnovers) am i leaving anything out? wow, i also had no idea people had quad doubles.

i was just wondering, they say that the perfect game is the hardest achievement in sports to accomplish, but i was wondering... what about a quadrupel-double in basketball? they have double-doubles and triple-doubles, but im talkin about a quardupel-double, (i.e: xx points, xx rebounds, xx steals, xx assists) has anyone ever achieved that?

Are you serious? Yes, as crazy as it sounds, I do NOT know why people use the "P" instead of the "O". Just call me weird.

What the hell does "pwned" mean? I don't understand the "p" being there instead of the "o". Is it a way for people to be cute? Can I say "you got bwned! or lwned!". Please someone, enlighten me, I am so not caught up with today's slang. And one last question, why does the letter "k" refer to a strikeout? Is there a special meaning to that letter? Anyone know?

i personally dont like it when babies fall asleep, i mean, why do they come if they're going to just sleep thru half the game? do parents even raise their children right nowadays? how are they going to grow up and become hardcore marlin fans if they let their babies sleep during the bottom of the 4th inning???? hahahaha, jokes jokes. i dont like it when people buy real expensive seats and leave when the team is down.

i havent been able to catch many marlins game lately due to class and all and me living in california but are cabrera and choi on a slump? actually i know for sure cabrera is/was on a slump because mlb.com reported that but how about choi? does it just appear that he's on a slump because he hasnt played much lately due to some left handed pitchers or is he a tad bit struggling? im not sure, maybe you guys can tell me since many of you are in florida and get a closer coverage than i do. i dont know, maybe it's just me. anywho, great game by cabs today eh? number 10 went out of the park for him. good for him. pretty decent game for oliver as well compared to his previous outings, but 9 hits is a little too much. although we lost, i guess cabs swinging well again and oli not being as bad as he was, thats a positive approach to looking at the outcome of today's game, right? go marlins.

Please don't write in all caps wtf? stay on topic. who the hell cares if i type in caps, does it slow down the server? geez

WHAT THE... THEY CHARGE PEOPLE FOR AUTOGRAPHS?????????? I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE OF THESE THINGS BUT... C'MON, CHARGING FANS FOR AUTOGRAPHS???? THAT'S HARSH MAN, GEEZ... ESPECIALLY WHEN MOTHER'S DAY IS COMING, HOW RIDICULOUS. 30 BUCKS FOR SOMEONE TO SIGN THEIR NAME ON A PIECE OF PAPER. I LOVE MY MARLINS AND DODGERS, BUT I DONT THINK THEY'RE GOD. NOTHING IS FREE NOW A DAYS. HOW SAD.

the rockies are on a 4 man rotation. i think it's pretty neat.

please pass the beating we gave you onto the dodgers Thank you Oh, you mean like the one the Dodgers gave the Giants? I've never seen the Giants so helpless in my entire life. Go Dodgers! Although I live the Marlins, I have to go with the Dodgers on this one. Hometeam, you guys understand.

where is craig councell???? why isnt he there????

im all for that!!!!! i would love to see pedro in teal! that would be unbelievable!!! ROTATION martinez willis beckett penny pavano wooow, now that's a killer rotation! but its up to martinez and the front office and the budget... im just hopin thats all. but man, martinez here would be pretty sweet!

I have guns, they are located between my elbow and shoulder on each arm BANG hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahha! i used to have a rifle, when i pulled the trigger it would make 7 different types of music. then one day it broke... but i think it was the batteries... i was too young to know about batteries, so i figured it was just broken...

how much do you guys spend on a trip to the ballpark? i live in LA, i went to dodger stadium once and spent 40 bucks on tickets, 12 dollars on food, a dodger cap which was 16 dollars, and a kids jersey of gagne for my baby sister which was 67 dollars. grand total of 135 dollars, plus tax. oh, and an autograph from the man himself gagne, that was free though, i would have screamed if he had charged me for an autograph.