Stephen Tyrone Colbert

People who pay for this are as dumb as smokers who kill themselves $3 at a time.

Tell her a bear pounced on you on your way to your car chasing you back into the house. Then say the bear stalked around outside your door for two straight days huffing again and again scaring you poop-less to the point of you being un-able to move. Blame the bear because they must be destroyed!

LOL @ people thinking we don't need troops around the globe. does germany have troops all the world, what about korea, or japan, or vietnam, or X country...NO...you know why...THEY DONT f***ING NEED TO...neither do we...and if you are so anxious to fight the world Superman, go for it...sign right up...all our troops overseas do is stir up trouble, they arent peace keepers, they arent cops, they are soldiers...trained to kill and do it as efficiently as possible...how do you think americans would feel if there were iraqi troops guarding the lincoln memorial, or korean troops protecting the statue of liberty...im pretty sure we wouldnt like it very much...point is, if you f*** with the bees nest...expect to be stung...and we just keep thinking that we are poo bear and can reach into the bees nest whenever we please...thats not right and i think 9/11 was one tiny sting compared to what is coming...and what is coming could be prevented if we werent big bad U.S.A who has arms and legs, but would rather use them to fire guns and manuvuer tanks then to use handshakes to settle disputes diplomatically You (are) obvliously (obviously) are mininformed, my friend. Now do me a favor, remove your head from your ass before it's too late and you go from misinformed to semi-retarted. Does Geremeny (Germany) have troops everywhere? Um, well lets us relfect on the LAST two times that happend (happened). China has troops all over (A)sia. There are (B)ritish troops in the US. And in case you didn't know, the US pays a lot for out forces to be there. Take it from me friend. Someone who's in the military, shut the hell up. You have no idea what your talking about. Education works for the military and it can work for you too. And remember if someone is in the military they are smarter than you and know more than you so don't pick fights with them you'll always lose and crumble under their intelligence. So as he said STFUNEWBLEZ. 1. does germany have troops all the world, what about korea, or japan, or vietnam, or X country...NO...you know why...THEY DONT f***ING NEED TO...neither do we Of course we do. We are spreading freedom. Are you against freedom? Why do you hate freedom? And as we continue to fight a war against an idea we need as many people out there as possible because it is a hard thing to kill ideas with bullets and bombs especially ideas that are as old as time itself. It is also our way of making sure we stay big dog on the block. After all no one stays a superpower forever, one reason we are the head honcho now. And by spreading all that loveable democracy and freedom things are bound to work. (Just don't look at Palestine.) And remember all those countries that have troops in Iraq because as we all know Iraq is considered all over the world, who cares if these countries are now pulling out or sent a handful of people each, it's a presence damn it! 2. all our troops overseas do is stir up trouble, they arent peace keepers, they arent cops, they are soldiers...trained to kill and do it as efficiently as possible Now now they all don't stir up trouble. Only a handful have been charged with crimes. The rest nation build. What they have trouble doing is protecting our borders, one reason they were never given that job. Their job is spreading freedom, not blocking those out of it. 3. how do you think americans would feel if there were iraqi troops guarding the lincoln memorial, or korean troops protecting the statue of liberty...im pretty sure we wouldnt like it very much... Well the president didn't seem to mind those from abroad running this nation's ports. I am not sure the public backed that move up but that is a different story. P.S. So we are all on the same page the Iraq Conflict never officially started.

C.I.A. Closes Unit Focused on Capture of bin Laden By MARK MAZZETTI Published: July 4, 2006 WASHINGTON, July 3 ? The Central Intelligence Agency has closed a unit that for a decade had the mission of hunting Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenants, intelligence officials confirmed Monday. Skip to next paragraph Threats & Responses Go to Complete Coverage ? Readers? Opinions Forum: National Security The unit, known as Alec Station, was disbanded late last year and its analysts reassigned within the C.I.A. Counterterrorist Center, the officials said. The decision is a milestone for the agency, which formed the unit before Osama bin Laden became a household name and bolstered its ranks after the Sept. 11 attacks, when President Bush pledged to bring Mr. bin Laden to justice "dead or alive." The realignment reflects a view that Al Qaeda is no longer as hierarchical as it once was, intelligence officials said, and a growing concern about Qaeda-inspired groups that have begun carrying out attacks independent of Mr. bin Laden and his top deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri. Agency officials said that tracking Mr. bin Laden and his deputies remained a high priority, and that the decision to disband the unit was not a sign that the effort had slackened. Instead, the officials said, it reflects a belief that the agency can better deal with high-level threats by focusing on regional trends rather than on specific organizations or individuals. "The efforts to find Osama bin Laden are as strong as ever," said Jennifer Millerwise Dyck, a C.I.A. spokeswoman. "This is an agile agency, and the decision was made to ensure greater reach and focus." The decision to close the unit was first reported Monday by National Public Radio. Michael Scheuer, a former senior C.I.A. official who was the first head of the unit, said the move reflected a view within the agency that Mr. bin Laden was no longer the threat he once was. Mr. Scheuer said that view was mistaken. "This will clearly denigrate our operations against Al Qaeda," he said. "These days at the agency, bin Laden and Al Qaeda appear to be treated merely as first among equals." In recent years, the war in Iraq has stretched the resources of the intelligence agencies and the Pentagon, generating new priorities for American officials. For instance, much of the military's counterterrorism units, like the Army's Delta Force, had been redirected from the hunt for Mr. bin Laden to the search for Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who was killed last month in Iraq. An intelligence official who was granted anonymity to discuss classified information said the closing of the bin Laden unit reflected a greater grasp of the organization. "Our understanding of Al Qaeda has greatly evolved from where it was in the late 1990's," the official said, but added, "There are still people who wake up every day with the job of trying to find bin Laden." Established in 1996, when Mr. bin Laden's calls for global jihad were a source of increasing concern for officials in Washington, Alec Station operated in a similar fashion to that of other agency stations around the globe. The two dozen staff members who worked at the station, which was named after Mr. Scheuer's son and was housed in leased offices near agency headquarters in northern Virginia, issued regular cables to the agency about Mr. bin Laden's growing abilities and his desire to strike American targets throughout the world. In his book "Ghost Wars," which chronicles the agency's efforts to hunt Mr. bin Laden in the years before the Sept. 11 attacks, Steve Coll wrote that some inside the agency likened Alec Station to a cult that became obsessed with Al Qaeda. "The bin Laden unit's analysts were so intense about their work that they made some of their C.I.A. colleagues uncomfortable," Mr. Coll wrote. Members of Alec Station "called themselves 'the Manson Family' because they had acquired a reputation for crazed alarmism about the rising Al Qaeda threat." Intelligence officials said Alec Station was disbanded after Robert Grenier, who until February was in charge of the Counterterrorist Center, decided the agency needed to reorganize to better address constant changes in terrorist organizations. Our Commander and Our leader has shown us this Independence Day he is making progess on the War on Terror front. No longer do we need to focus on small fish like Usama Bin Laden but now we are going after the head honchos the guys who are driving this War on Terror and the War on the War on Terror. People like the NYT. You see the NYT has brainwashed nearly half of this country with their far left propoganda, convincing well meaning people to believe Usama Bin Laden had something to do with 9/11 while convincing them Iraq was innocent on all accounts. Well now King Bush has made it clear NO MORE. And I for one applaud him for his progess and our progess. God Bless America this Fourth of July. And by America I mean all those who support our President the rest of you are nothing but Bennidict Arnolds.

Ask a liberal they know all about whines. In fact many would say they are the best whine makers there are.

Liberals hate America You said it Miss Statue not me. We do not believe liberals hate America we just like saying it because we believe if we keep saying it enough then eventually it will be true so there will be no reason for us to think it anymore, it will be fact. Now Miss Statue it has occured to me that you are pushing how many years old now and you have had how many jobs? Yes Miss Statue you are nothing but a MOOCHER of this great land. You are what is wrong with this nation Miss Statue. You do not work rather you just stand around, milling, liking that people look at you yet you have no plans to get a job or to pay taxes or anything like that. No Miss Statue you just expect us to use our tax dollars to clean you and keep you pretty. How would you think the great people of this land had to start paying the bill for our actresses and tv personalities to keep themselves pretty just because. Damn straight they wouldn't like it. I tell you what Miss Statue, find yourself a job and start taking better care of yourself because honestly you look as old as you are and at your age that is not a good thing. So some may call you Statue of Liberty, I call you Statue of what is wrong with this nation.

A wag of the finger to Mister Foye: How dare you lie about how reporters and others in the media say you compare to Dwayne Wade I am sure you never heard that ever. And then to go on to say there are things you can do better. No, NO Mister Foye there is nothing you can do better than you already do. You are perfect already. You can't do anything better than you already do. And to Mister Ira Winderman: Villanova's Randy Foye also had his Wade comparisons Quit saying there are people who compare the two it is wrong to do that because then you make a liar out of me calling Mister Foye a liar and make the people who posted above me look like a bunch of dumb commies. And for those of you who say but Stephen what Randy is saying is that he can do better than he is right now as in he believes he has to improve himself and can before those comparisions are true, STFU this thread has spoken.

A Tip of the Hat to Israel: When you are a democracy loving nation it is okay to threaten to assasinate another country's democratically elected leader. Some might say "Oh but Stephen how does killing off a democratically elected leader help democracy?" Well it's simple. Bears. Palestine is full of them. There is a reason Israel gave the Gaza strip back to the Palestinians, because it is full of them.