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Maybe he thinks Ozuna is batting 3rd for McGehee

I just got a happy.

Your dick is too good for $20. $50 or bust. I mean $50 AND bust.

HEY GUYS IT'S MY BDAY SO WIN A GAME WILL YA FISHIES? Fuck your birthday..... Fuck it right in the ass hard! NOW THATS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY happy birthday

You are a douche, so yes. Summers eve original or strawberry?

Anytime baby

MLB needs coupons like Winn Dixie. 2 for 1 players Those are called "Arbitrarion Eligible" players.

And fuck Admin and fuck Polly and fuck Jokersgoon and fuck Valdespin and fuck you, too! Am I not fuckable?

BUT BUT BUT EYE TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vince is blind, he can't even pass a reading test.

Vince is just "Turrible".

Then I won because I don't give a shit enough to check for a flight I clearly wouldn't take. You both are dumb fucks. Why fight at Camden Yards or Continental Park when there is a perfectly good Winn Dixie all over the SE USA. I mean, really? You'll go to jail at those fields. WINN DIXIE WILL PROMOTE IT!!!!!

Speaking of former Marlins, Juan Pierre just walked by my truck in Parkland. He was carrying his child. He stepped into a black Escalade. His big are the rims? He looks like a 28 inch type of guy.

Not a chance Depends on what the market bears. Teams might be scared of his injury history and offer him 3MM extra for 130 games, 3Mm extra for 30 HR. And so on and so forth and so on.

Through 4 1/2 seasons Cabrera WAR - 20.1 (720 games) Stanton WAR - 18 (621 games, with the rest of this season to go so this is going to go up). Stanton is just about at Cabrera's pace, in a half season less games because of injury. Saying they aren't close, is just not accurate. How did this devolve into a "Cabrera vs Stanton" through 4 years debate? Cabrera is paid. 30+ million based on his overall boy of work. He evolved into a perrenial triple crown contender and one of the best batting averages of the 2010's.

I think the only players in baseball you take over Stanton are Trout, Kershaw, and McCutchen. I could hear arguments for Tulo, Machado, and Fernandez, but they all have significant injury issues right now so that's hard. He's better than the next batch of guys, like Cabrera, Goldschmidt or Longoria who would also be "first tier" options. He's better than Puig, Abreu, Posey, LuCroy - those are the second tier. He is as first tier as it gets unless you want to put Trout alone at # 1. You can't name 5 better players in baseball to build around for the rest of the decade. Trout, Kershaw, Cabrera, McCutchen and Hernandez/Fernandez. In that order That very injury history you've dismissed Tulo, Machado and others about is exactly the issue with Stanton until this year. It's also one of the main reasons he wasn't offered an extension prior to 2012 and 2012. Just because GCMS is the shit now doesn't eliminate 5 years of a battered injury history. For all the injuries Tulo has had, Stanton's been right behind him. He's not worth 28+ million a year, but he's probably going to get it on the open market because he's simply had all this buzz created around his power. I could also see him getting around 22-25MM a year with escalators and performance bonuses each year.

High or way outside. He will chase. Wrong- Outside slider. Low and away.

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He's a franchise player just like they are. He's the beginning of the second tier of franchise players, but he's not in that first tier. I

Honestly, taking one of three from the best team in baseball is pretty good, considering we are a .500 team and they....well, they are the best team in baseball.

Trout is locked into $33,250,000 per in the latter part of his current deal. Stanton would 100% get a similar deal and if the Marlins don't come at him with one, they stand no chance really. 28MM is cabrera, 30+ is trout. I know we love Giancarlo but is he trout or cabrera? No fucking way in hell.

What just fucking happened? Is Hech Real Life?

If Giancarlo gets 28 million, I would venture to say salaries have absolutely jumped the shark. No player should be getting 28 million. That's Cabrera territory. Stanton is not Cabrera.

You guys think the FO tries to make a move to bring back Mathis in 2015? It wouldn't surprise me in the least. They should, he calls an excellent game. Wouldn't mind seeing him used as a late in I g replacement daily.

Us Brits get it, because we can't say "Pujols" without sniggering. What's sniggering, and would I get beaten senseless if I say it to Dennis Rodman?

On a lighter note, I am hoping the Angels call up Randy Wolf, so that the announcers announce "Wolf, Trout and Pujols are coming to the plate", which is another way of saying a McDonalds burger is being served.