Piazza31

If Penny gets ANOTHER start over Heaney, I'm going to FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCKING MARLINS FO If you tribute a picture of squalls shit I'll give you twenty bucks.

Will cost Loria about 60k per player added from minors. Don't expect anyone else except maybe Realmuto. Yeah brony, Because the MLB minimum is 9.7 million. Jackass.

I'm disappointed in the image for the field. Would you like some samples of my dongs.... I mean photos? Heck, I can try to take another one tonight if you have a request.

Really? Security at Marlins games was the worst in my experience. I once snuck down to the field level box off third base, then went down into the private tunnel entrance, then walked around the entire stadium through the tunnel and wasn't stopped. Two of my best friends walked from the Power Alley to an empty skybox in CFish, walked in and started drinking from the beer tap that was actually functioning... Then went back like 3-4 times the same summer with no problem. Lol Sounds like the statue of limitations hasn't run out yet. Someone notify Samson.

Its Florida!! Its supposed to be hot! (says the 5th generation native) If you had the right seat at Joe Robbie it wasn't bad at all (there was no one stopping you from getting there either), baseball IMO should be played outside, so if its not raining crack that mother open! Yeah, all the way up top right under the jumbotron. It's where I spent opening day with Bobby Abreus family once. And no- I don't know them personally- they were sitting in my seats.

Our park looks beautiful with that roof open though.

Dilson got the ball yesterday BTW, mets bullpen was banging on the glass for a whole and got the guys attention.

Bet penny's on a short leash and Heany or Disco is the first out the pen.

Damn. Penny lost the no hitter.

Did the mets already score?

[deleted] shitty [deleted]. Saw this word and your username and got scared.... Then excited..... Then scared again.

Derek D is so getting waived or traded for a bag of balls after the season, you can smell and see it coming. Beefcake time. Solano will hammer one today. A soda machine to be stocked with pop.

I'm just going to say this... I don't think you understand memes Piazza. Why not?

They've been out for a bit. So ... Fuck off

Jonathan Niese vs Brad Penny Mets lineup @Mets: Tonight's lineup: @juanlagares2 CF @cgrand3 RF #DavidWright 3B Duda 1B @TdArnaud C @UpperDekker LF @Dilson_H 2B Flores SS Niese P

Start the new game thread so I can complain about today's lineup! Waiting for lineups to be announced

because he's "wild turd" You........ I like you. You can stay.

Featuring a cameo by Winn Dixie. Sure, and include that dog too.

I bet he paid for dong once or twice. Mike Piazza, not you.

If you buy season tickets and figure how much you're spending per Stanton homer... that's pretty good dong value. Piazza don't pay for strange.

Take money out of your savings so you can go to more games. If you, and others, go to more games revenue will increase. If revenue increases payroll will increase. If payroll increases, the product on the field improves, and more people show up. Rinse and repeat. (and then you go broke because ticket prices go up) Bender..... Turn this into a "Direct TV cable commercial"z

How long until Porter is rehired here as OF coach

Garrett Jones seems to be auditioning for other teams. Who? The Avalanche? He gave up a pretty big rebound, lucky Ramos was there to clear it.

The Rays employ horrible people, not necessarily horrible ball players though. Heath bell disagrees.

Yes. Fuck you Mets fans.