Oh, look. This lineup again:

 

Christian "Still a Baby" Yelich

 

Donovan "Still Collecting an MLB Paycheck" Solano

 

Giancarlo "Still Monstering Dongs" Stanton

 

Casey "Still Regressing" McGehee

 

Marcell "Still Swinging At Everything" Ozuna

 

Garrett "Still Killing Rallies" Jones

 

Jarrod "Still Can't Believe I Got That Contract" Saltalamacchia

 

Adeiny "Still Don't Think WAR Likes Me No Matter How Many Triples I Hit" Hechavarria

 

Tom "Still Fucking Up The 6th Inning" Koehler

 

Going up against Rookie of the Year candidate Jacob "Still on the Mets" deGrom: 2.94 ERA, more strikeouts (106) than hits allowed (99) in 113.1 innings pitched.

 

 

Pacific time pfft

 

 

Braves already won. Good start.

Fuck yo couch....

For all of Salty's problems, he still has the same WAR (per fangraphs) as Brian McCann!!!

 

 

For all of Salty's problems, he still has the same WAR (per fangraphs) as Brian McCann!!!

 

 

That's bad.

When Saltalamacchia is on, he does wonders for the offense. His production and on base have been decent but he really needs to shorten his swing and make more contact. You just never know if he is going to hit the ball from one at bat to the next.

 

 

still dont understand calling up Kike and not starting him.

 

 

still dont understand acquiring Kike and not starting him.

 

FTFY

 

 

Game on!

 

 

I'm SongInTheAir and I fix posts for people.

 

FTFY

 

 

Uh oh

 

 

Koehler sucking in the first rather than the sixth. Woo.

 

 

Nice K.

 

 

More of that

 

 

Even bigger K!

 

 

STRUCKOUTTHESIDEIMAWWW!!!

 

 

The Big K!

 

 

2 man booth again today I see

 

 

2 man booth again today I see

 

This is how it needs to be.

 

 

Good work, Solano.

 

 

well shit, that was a great AB solano

 

 

Score bitches

 

 

No double play, please, McGehee.

 

 

where's vince been during stanton's rampage?