I posted this in the game thread, but since it also fits in here:
"Hi, my name is Kevin Gregg of the Florida Marlins.
I don't chew, I don't dip, AND I DONT THROW f***ING STRIKES!!"
I am really starting to hate him with every fiber of my being. Everyone has a bad night now and then, but at the moment I'm straining to remember when the last time he had a good night was. He's a piece of sh*t.