SorianoFanHFW Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Has anyone seen anything about these movies? Do you guys have any opinions? I already formulated one without ever seeing either of them: I rarely judge a book by its cover, but they made a second Kill Bill. Can they just finally Kill Bill and have it be done with? I hate Bill and I hate the stupid killer chicks that want to kill him for no reason. I never even watched either movie and I hate it. Why? Because it looks stupid. I hate Wizard of Oz and Bambi for the same reason. Free silver, stupid deers, who cares. I hope they all die, especially Bill. If Bill doesn't die, they will make more Kill Bill Movies and I will be mad. Because I did not watch Kill Bill one or two, I'm just going to make it up. Bill is this unemployed boozer who has about 5 girlfriends. Because he cheats on all of them and beats them they all want to kill him. However, they are also selfish and want to "kill the bitches" who robbed Bill from them. That explains the desire to kill bill and each other. In Kill Bill volume two, because Bill got away after falling through the Millenium Falcon in the end of Kill Bill one, Bill decides he wants revenge on his attempted killers, who now find out he's unemployed AND worth 15 million dollars, thus there is more incentive to killing. They come after Bill again and Bill and his new Jedi powers comes after the girls. However, they discover they have to work together to kill a Richard Nixon robot that is pulling the strings of the Bush Administration and so there's a battle royale with navy seals using crude weaponry and when all of the girls finally forgive Bill a samurai kills him. Little do they know that Samurai is none other than Dick Cheney. The girls then strip and Cheny gets so excited he dies of a stroke and then Kill Bill volume two ends. Then again they can always make Bill come back from the dead. It would be called "Kill Bill Tres: BILLY'S BACK!!!" Do not see any of these three movies. Am I close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxx Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 How the hell can you hate the movies without ever seeing them. It's one thing to not be interested, it's another to completely hate them without seeing them. My opinion on the movie? I saw part 1, loved it, it was an amazing movie, did things differently than all the movies done today, it was very original. I'm very excited to watch the second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiRi Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Although, I am not really interested in the movies, how can you hate a movie without even watching it? You can be annoyed by all the commotion in the media about it, but you can't actually hate it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan24 Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Just watch the movies for yourself and reserve judgement. Don't let anyone else do that for you. :plain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 always gotta love when an opinion is formed on something...without ever having seen it with your own eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Awesome flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBurque Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 you've stooped to a new low. You shouldn't see good movies like Kill Bill anyway. They're not made for super geniuses like yourself who can see through the Hollywood facade made up by Quentin Tarantino. Let the rest of us "less intelligent" people on this board enjoy our Nixon robot movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Passing judgment without seeing something with your own eys is flat out ignorant. Period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Has anyone seen anything about these movies? Do you guys have any opinions? I already formulated one without ever seeing either of them: I rarely judge a book by its cover, but they made a second Kill Bill.? Can they just finally Kill Bill and have it be done with?? I hate Bill and I hate the stupid killer chicks that want to kill him for no reason.? I never even watched either movie and I hate it.? Why?? Because it looks stupid.? I hate Wizard of Oz and Bambi for the same reason.? Free silver, stupid deers, who cares.? I hope they all die, especially Bill.? If Bill doesn't die, they will make more Kill Bill Movies and I will be mad. Because I did not watch Kill Bill one or two, I'm just going to make it up.? Bill is this unemployed boozer who has about 5 girlfriends.? Because he cheats on all of them and beats them they all want to kill him.? However, they are also selfish and want to "kill the bitches" who robbed Bill from them.? That explains the desire to kill bill and each other. In Kill Bill volume two, because Bill got away after falling through the Millenium Falcon in the end of Kill Bill one, Bill decides he wants revenge on his attempted killers, who now find out he's unemployed AND worth 15 million dollars, thus there is more incentive to killing.? They come after Bill again and Bill and his new Jedi powers comes after the girls.? However, they discover they have to work together to kill a Richard Nixon robot that is pulling the strings of the Bush Administration and so there's a battle royale with navy seals using crude weaponry and when all of the girls finally forgive Bill a samurai kills him.? Little do they know that Samurai is none other than Dick Cheney.? The girls then strip and Cheny gets so excited he dies of a stroke and then Kill Bill volume two ends. Then again they can always make Bill come back from the dead.? It would be called "Kill Bill Tres: BILLY'S BACK!!!" Do not see any of these three movies. Am I close? *cough* Maddox-wannabe *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBurque Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Don't even use him and Maddox in the same sentance. At least Maddox is funny. Trollianofan just.......isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 true. true. We'll just call him a wanna-be then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGreatOne Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 *cough* Maddox-wannabe *cough* :lol Same thing I thought after reading the first paragraph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorianoFanHFW Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Okay, for the illiterate: I never even watched either movie and I hate it.? Why?? Because it looks stupid. I didn't say the movie IS stupid, are you telling me that no one here has ever disliked something just because the way it is presented? A good example is the crappy Austin Powers advertising campaign. The truth is that the video did way better than the original because they advertised for it in such a manner that the movie looked stupid. Jqurque, Furman, and da= trolls Find one maddox article where he just makes stuff up for the hell of it? I do this all the time with my friends and stuff. I merely wrote it down. Find ONE maddox that does that, ONE or blow me. It is so pathetic how especially furman and jqurque go looking for fights and then somehow do not realize how stupid they sound by calling ME a troll. OF course I wasn't making fun of the actual movie, I NEVER SAW IT. The commercials are the dumbest things I have ever seen, and so I hate the image they put in my mind (which I decided to fill in the blanks.) Get a life jerks. Learn to take a joke. P.S. I doubt most of you or Maddox got the William Jennings Bryan message in the wizard of oz or the fact that I made fun of it by saying "free silver, who cares." God forbid I treat you people like you have brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugg Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Get a life jerks. Learn to take a joke. Tell a good one and we'll take it with glee. And if you want an opinion on the movie (the first one, I can't comment on the second one because I haven't seen it), it's excellent. It's a well-told story, done in a style that isn't common among most Hollywood garbage that's spewed out these days. It's something different, something good, and if you judge movies from a 15 second preview on TV, then you're missing out. Why don't you try lovin' somebody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Get a life jerks. Learn to take a joke. Tell a good one and we'll take it with glee. PWNED? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorianoFanHFW Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Get a life jerks.? Learn to take a joke. Tell a good one and we'll take it with glee. And if you want an opinion on the movie (the first one, I can't comment on the second one because I haven't seen it), it's excellent. It's a well-told story, done in a style that isn't common among most Hollywood garbage that's spewed out these days. It's something different, something good, and if you judge movies from a 15 second preview on TV, then you're missing out. Why don't you try lovin' somebody? I do not plan on seeing it. Who here wants to give Gigli a chance? Certainly not me. And sorry, Bill being an "unemployed boozer" is simply hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Get a life jerks.? Learn to take a joke. Tell a good one and we'll take it with glee. And if you want an opinion on the movie (the first one, I can't comment on the second one because I haven't seen it), it's excellent. It's a well-told story, done in a style that isn't common among most Hollywood garbage that's spewed out these days. It's something different, something good, and if you judge movies from a 15 second preview on TV, then you're missing out. Why don't you try lovin' somebody? I do not plan on seeing it. Who here wants to give Gigli a chance? Certainly not me. And sorry, Bill being an "unemployed boozer" is simply hilarious. :deadhorse :jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugg Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 I do not plan on seeing it. Who here wants to give Gigli a chance? Certainly not me. Worst comparison ever. I don't even need to explain why, everyone knows it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Worst comparison ever. I don't even need to explain why, everyone knows it. TRUE :thumbup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nc marlin Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Okay, for the illiterate: I never even watched either movie and I it.? Why?? Because it looks stupid. I didn't say the movie IS stupid, are you telling me that no one here has ever disliked something just because the way it is presented? A good example is the crappy Austin Powers advertising campaign. The truth is that the video did way better than the original because they advertised for it in such a manner that the movie looked stupid. Jqurque, Furman, and da= trolls Find one maddox article where he just makes stuff up for the hell of it? I do this all the time with my friends and stuff. I merely wrote it down. Find ONE maddox that does that, ONE or blow me. It is so pathetic how especially furman and jqurque go looking for fights and then somehow do not realize how stupid they sound by calling ME a troll. OF course I wasn't making fun of the actual movie, I NEVER SAW IT. The commercials are the dumbest things I have ever seen, and so I the image they put in my mind (which I decided to fill in the blanks.) Get a life jerks. Learn to take a joke. P.S. I doubt most of you or Maddox got the William Jennings Bryant message in the wizard of oz or the fact that I made fun of it by saying "free silver, who cares." God forbid I treat you people like you have brains. Its William Jennings Bryan not Bryant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorianoFanHFW Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 How dare you judge Gigli without seeing it :thumbdown :thumbdown :thumbdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugg Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 How dare you judge Gigli without seeing it :thumbdown :thumbdown :thumbdown I've seen it. It sucks. Thanks, move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorianoFanHFW Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Okay, for the illiterate: I never even watched either movie and I? ? ? it.? Why?? Because it looks stupid. I didn't say the movie IS stupid, are you telling me that no one here has ever disliked something just because the way it is presented? A good example is the crappy Austin Powers advertising campaign. The truth is that the video did way better than the original because they advertised for it in such a manner that the movie looked stupid. Jqurque, Furman, and da= trolls Find one maddox article where he just makes stuff up for the hell of it? I do this all the time with my friends and stuff. I merely wrote it down. Find ONE maddox that does that, ONE or blow me. It is so pathetic how especially furman and jqurque go looking for fights and then somehow do not realize how stupid they sound by calling ME a troll. OF course I wasn't making fun of the actual movie, I NEVER SAW IT. The commercials are the dumbest things I have ever seen, and so I the image they put in my mind (which I decided to fill in the blanks.) Get a life jerks. Learn to take a joke. P.S. I doubt most of you or Maddox got the William Jennings Bryant message in the wizard of oz or the fact that I made fun of it by saying "free silver, who cares." God forbid I treat you people like you have brains. Its William Jennings Bryan not Bryant. me spell wrong? that's unpossible! my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 me spell wrong? that's unpossible! my bad. :guillotine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorianoFanHFW Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 :rock :killthemall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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