July 23, 200421 yr i love these type jokes...so include your own -Why can't women drive? -there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
July 24, 200421 yr Author why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the stove.
July 24, 200421 yr Why is it called PMS? _ Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
July 24, 200421 yr Author Why did the woman cross the road? Who the hell cares! She should be in the kitchen!
July 25, 200421 yr i had a hellen keller joke. it was pretty mean. Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: You would too if you're name was Duuuhherrredehhhhh(more of a sound so its hard to spell)
August 1, 200421 yr i got an email the other day thats touching the same subject. here it is: > > We always hear "the rules" from the female side. > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > > These are our rules! > > Please note ... these are all numbered "1" > > ON PURPOSE! > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. > > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. > > We need it up, you need it down. > > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. > > > > 1. Crying is blackmail. > > > > 1. Ask for what you want. > > Let us be clear on this one: > > Subtle hints do not work! > > Strong hints do not work! > > Obvious hints do not work! > > Just say it! > > > > 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every > > question. > > > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. > > That's what we do. > > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. > > See a doctor. > > > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an >argument. > > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. > > > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, > > don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. > > > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. > > Don't ask us. > > > > 1. You can either ask us to do something > > or tell us how you want it done. > > Not both. > > If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. > > > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," > > we will act like nothing's wrong. > > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. > > > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, > > expect an answer you don't want to hear. > > > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear > > is fine...Really. > > > > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of > > the tides. > > Let it be. > > > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. > > And no, we are never going to think of it that way. > > > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways > > and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, > > we meant the other one. > > > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say > > during commercials. > > > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do > > we. > > > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default >settings. > > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is > > also a fruit. > > We have no idea what mauve is. > > > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are >prepared > > to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, > > or monster trucks. > > > > 1. You have enough clothes. > > > > 1. You have too many shoes. > > > > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. > > > > 1. Thank you for reading this. > > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; > > but did you know men really don't mind that? > > It's like camping.
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