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i got an email the other day thats touching the same subject. here it is:

> > We always hear "the rules" from the female side.

 

> > Now here are the rules from the male side.

 

> > These are our rules!

 

> > Please note ... these are all numbered "1"

 

> > ON PURPOSE!

 

> >

 

 

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

 

> > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

 

> > We need it up, you need it down.

 

> > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Crying is blackmail.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Ask for what you want.

 

> > Let us be clear on this one:

 

> > Subtle hints do not work!

 

> > Strong hints do not work!

 

> > Obvious hints do not work!

 

> > Just say it!

 

> >

 

> > 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

 

> > question.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.

 

> > That's what we do.

 

> > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

 

> >

 

> > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.

 

> > See a doctor.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an

 

>argument.

 

> > In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

 

> >

 

> > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,

 

> > don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

 

> >

 

> > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

 

> > Don't ask us.

 

> >

 

> > 1. You can either ask us to do something

 

> > or tell us how you want it done.

 

> > Not both.

 

> > If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

 

> >

 

> > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"

 

> > we will act like nothing's wrong.

 

> > We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

 

> >

 

> > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,

 

> > expect an answer you don't want to hear.

 

> >

 

> > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear

 

> > is fine...Really.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of

 

> > the tides.

 

> > Let it be.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

 

> > And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

 

> >

 

> > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways

 

> > and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,

 

> > we meant the other one.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say

 

> > during commercials.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do

 

> > we.

 

> >

 

> > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default

 

>settings.

 

> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is

 

> > also a fruit.

 

> > We have no idea what mauve is.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are

 

>prepared

 

> > to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,

 

> > or monster trucks.

 

> >

 

> > 1. You have enough clothes.

 

> >

 

> > 1. You have too many shoes.

 

> >

 

> > 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

 

> >

 

> > 1. Thank you for reading this.

 

> > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

 

> > but did you know men really don't mind that?

 

> > It's like camping.

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