July 23, 200322 yr 15 things to do at Wal Mart while your partner is taking their own sweet time 1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals . 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,'...and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from'Mission Impossible'. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud. 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
July 23, 200322 yr Dude, I used to work at wal-mart. You'd be suprised how many people use the fitting room as a bathroom. Or even just the floor anywhere in the store.
July 23, 200322 yr 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. :lol funny :lol
July 23, 200322 yr Dude, I used to work at wal-mart. You'd be suprised how many people use the fitting room as a bathroom. Or even just the floor anywhere in the store. are you serious? :o
July 23, 200322 yr Dude, I used to work at wal-mart. You'd be suprised how many people use the fitting room as a bathroom. Or even just the floor anywhere in the store. That's just nasty.
July 23, 200322 yr You forgot the all-time greatest thing to do at Wal-Mart, SHOE TAG! it's really self-explanitory. Go to shoe dept., get some ammo, whiz em at your buddies! Its so fun it should be on TV
July 26, 200322 yr The condom thing is hilarious. I think throwing femine products into guy's carts would be funny too. Reminds me of the time I bought a douche at a gas station, just to f*** around with people. Good times. I got in trouble at Wal Mart once for running around the stor with my hands in the air (like I was flying) in a batman costume (which was about 7 sizes too small...and was skin tight). Apparently I was disrupting customers and was forced to go to the bathroom and change, or be kicked out. I changed then left. We got it on tape too.
July 26, 200322 yr Author I got in trouble at Wal Mart once for running around the stor with my hands in the air (like I was flying) in a batman costume (which was about 7 sizes too small...and was skin tight). Apparently I was disrupting customers and was forced to go to the bathroom and change, or be kicked out. I changed then left. We got it on tape too. I'd buy a copy... :lol
July 26, 200322 yr 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' haha
July 26, 200322 yr I got in trouble at Wal Mart once for running around the stor with my hands in the air (like I was flying) in a batman costume (which was about 7 sizes too small...and was skin tight). Apparently I was disrupting customers and was forced to go to the bathroom and change, or be kicked out. I changed then left. We got it on tape too. :lolup
July 27, 200322 yr Did you ever notice that when a WalMart first opens, it's great- clean, orderly and the help is nice. Then, right around the first year anniversary, it becomes a dump that no one wants to go to? The Pembroke Pines Wal-Mart is a dump. It's 5 years old and it seems like it is in a third-world country with bi-lingual announcements and everything. In contrast, the Cape Coral Wal-Mart I frequent is about 15-20 years old and is so clean babies crawl on the floor and the mothers allow it. The place is spotless.
July 27, 200322 yr Yah...me and my friends (friends and i) do some stupid stuff...and try getting it on tape. Not like Jackass or anything...just catching us doing stupid stuff on tape. We had on tape of me and a friend silly stringing the attendance lady (who was a biotch) on the last day of school--my senior year in high school. Needless to say, I got suspended (and had to go do community service at the soup kitchen). We got it on tape, and my friend and i came back to school (9th thru 11th grade were still in school) and showed the video to everyone....the dean found out, confiscated the video, and forced me to do 12 hrs of community service by graduation, or I wasnt allowed to graduate. Crazy stuff. This is from the same kid who only got detentions for gum, dress code, late to class, etc.
July 27, 200322 yr Also you can get one of the computer chairs and go around the store sitting on the chair!
July 27, 200322 yr Author Also you can get one of the computer chairs and go around the store sitting on the chair! I do that EVERY time I go to Costco... It's great... :lol
July 28, 200322 yr yup its a free transportation and its fun!but the people look at you like if u got problems! :lol
July 28, 200322 yr Author yup its a free transportation and its fun!but the people look at you like if u got problems! :lol The Costco workers always tell you to put it back, and you never do... :lol
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