Iowa

[Passion]

What the hell is the point of this state?

 

I mean, sure they give us corn....but since 4th grade does anyone even like corn anymore?

 

The state isnt even interesting to look at, a square with a tumor on one side. I mean come on....who drew those state lines? Harold and his purple crayon?

 

Their capital is even a name we stole from the freaking French. Everyone hates the french too...so it doesnt suprise me that Iowa would have a capital dealing with France.

 

The state hasnt been relevant since a Kevin Costner movie, and ever since he filmed that movie he hasnt been the same actor since or had many big time movies lately.

 

So if we boot Iowa from the union, we wouldnt loose any sports teams of note. (Unless you consider Kettle Korn competitions a sport)

 

Plus, we wouldnt have to make new state flags because we could just add our 'Rican brohans from the south and still have 50 states. Plus, I bet they could field a bad ass baseball team down there.

 

Thank you for your time.

[Guest Fritz]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

I'd prefer Canada as our new 50th state and then have one of the stars replaced with a maple leaf.

[Iowa]

I like it

[rferry]

Then why do you live so close to Illinois?

[Shaq-Man]

so if we boot it out of the union, would we divvy it up into pieces for every state to get a piece of?

 

could i move to the central floridian territory and still pay no state income tax?

 

or would iowa get to be its own country? it would suck ass if we had to guard yet another porous border against al qaeda.

[Admin]

You bring up valid points!

[Passion]

so if we boot it out of the union, would we divvy it up into pieces for every state to get a piece of?

 

could i move to the central floridian territory and still pay no state income tax?

 

or would iowa get to be its own country? it would suck ass if we had to guard yet another porous border against al qaeda.

756017[/snapback]

I say we make it into a man made lake or a national landfill.

[Guest Fritz]

so if we boot it out of the union, would we divvy it up into pieces for every state to get a piece of?

 

could i move to the central floridian territory and still pay no state income tax?

 

or would iowa get to be its own country? it would suck ass if we had to guard yet another porous border against al qaeda.

756017[/snapback]

I say we make it into a man made lake or a national landfill.

756020[/snapback]

Fascinating.

[Iowa]

Passion, don't be mad Drew Tate bailed on his committment to Texas A&M and came to Iowa. He doesn't hold a grudge, either should you.

[Passion]

Passion, don't be mad Drew Tate bailed on his committment to Texas A&M and came to Iowa. He doesn't hold a grudge, either should you.

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I wish I knew who that was!

 

Im only in Tejas for this marvelous education.... :plain

 

I simply hate states that serve no purpose.

 

At least the Dakotas are the butt of funny jokes and Montana is big and makes you think of quarterbacks!

 

Iowa only makes me think of those poor old baseball players who took a wrong turn to heaven and had to play ball in a corn field.

[Guest Fritz]

Candy corn pwns, if only it came from Iowa, Iowa would be that much cooler.

[Shaq-Man]

so if we boot it out of the union, would we divvy it up into pieces for every state to get a piece of?

 

could i move to the central floridian territory and still pay no state income tax?

 

or would iowa get to be its own country? it would suck ass if we had to guard yet another porous border against al qaeda.

756017[/snapback]

I say we make it into a man made lake or a national landfill.

756020[/snapback]

that's a good idea.

 

i hear giant man-made lakes are easy to make, too.

[Dodge]

I am in favor of this idea, Passhy.

[Ramp]

I am in favor of this idea, Passhy.

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you just have a man crush on him

[Guest Juanky]

so if we boot it out of the union, would we divvy it up into pieces for every state to get a piece of?

 

could i move to the central floridian territory and still pay no state income tax?

 

or would iowa get to be its own country? it would suck ass if we had to guard yet another porous border against al qaeda.

756017[/snapback]

I say we make it into a man made lake or a national landfill.

756020[/snapback]

that's a good idea.

 

i hear giant man-made lakes are easy to make, too.

 

 

756046[/snapback]

So that's what the NHL is doing when they are on strike.

[Craig]

I really can't agree more with that Passion is saying. Iowa serves no purpose, and we'd all be better off if it was gone.

[Das Texan]

i have no comment on iowa.

[QuickGold]

Iowa:

Idiots

Out

Walking

Around

[Passion]

I made this into a poll.

 

Please vote in this very serious matter.

[Mark]

Well, after much thought, I voted yes.

[MarlinsContinueTo ShowDomi]

They should kick Iowa out only if they boot Maine as well.

[MarlinsMY]

They should kick Iowa out only if they boot Maine as well.

756301[/snapback]

:o

[Mark]

I'm all for kicking Maine out of the union.

 

Nothing good comes from there.

 

Well, I guess lobster, but that's it.

[Das Texan]

I made this into a poll.

 

Please vote in this very serious matter.

756288[/snapback]

 

 

 

and i still have no comment on iowa, both the land and the people residing within its borders.

 

:plain

[Iowa]

wow.. a vendetta against the state of iowa. you people have some problems. I love where I live and no need to defend it... the only thing that needs defending is the personality of a moron who actually took time to write this. get a life.