JetsMania Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in and sit down to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man came in and sat next to him. The Jewish man immediately turned and punched the other man in the face. The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?" The Jewish man replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor." Chinese man said, "You idiot, I am Chinese not Japanese!" Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" The Chinese man proceeded to punch the Jewish man in the face. The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Owww, why did you do that?!" The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic." Jewish man said, "But an iceberg caused it to sink, not me!" The Chinese man smiled and said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 :lol good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakercolonelreb Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Is "chinaman" the preferred nomenclature? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuickGold Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Is "chinaman" the preferred nomenclature? 852287[/snapback] Yea...in 1850 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakercolonelreb Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 someone missed my Big Lebowski reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accord Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHA, f***ing hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ24 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 LMAO great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Man Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 someone missed my Big Lebowski reference 852524[/snapback] The chinaman who peed on my rug, man! They peed on your rug, dude. They peed on my f***ing rug! ...peed on your f***in rug.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldSand Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Shut up Donny! You're out of your league. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Man Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Shut up Donny! You're out of your league. 853493[/snapback] Shut the f*** up, Donny! I love that movie. Walter f***in rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinsFan253 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Why would the Chinese care about the sinking of the Titanic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madman81 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Why would the Chinese care about the sinking of the Titanic? 853979[/snapback] Yea okay, ruin it by trying to analyze it or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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