I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in and sit down to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man came in and sat next to him. The Jewish man immediately turned and punched the other man in the face.

 

The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?" The Jewish man replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor." Chinese man said, "You idiot, I am Chinese not Japanese!" Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"

 

The Chinese man proceeded to punch the Jewish man in the face.

 

The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Owww, why did you do that?!" The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic." Jewish man said, "But an iceberg caused it to sink, not me!"

 

The Chinese man smiled and said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference!"

:lol good one

Is "chinaman" the preferred nomenclature?

Is "chinaman" the preferred nomenclature?

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Yea...in 1850

someone missed my Big Lebowski reference

HAHAHAHAHAHA, f***ing hilarious.

LMAO great

someone missed my Big Lebowski reference

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The chinaman who peed on my rug, man!

 

They peed on your rug, dude.

 

They peed on my f***ing rug!

 

...peed on your f***in rug....

Shut up Donny! You're out of your league.

Shut up Donny! You're out of your league.

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Shut the f*** up, Donny!

 

 

I love that movie. Walter f***in rocks.

Why would the Chinese care about the sinking of the Titanic?

Why would the Chinese care about the sinking of the Titanic?

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Yea okay, ruin it by trying to analyze it or something.