August 28, 200520 yr A blonde walks into a pawnshop. She looks around for a while, then approaches the clerk. "I would like to buy that TV over there," she says. The clerk says, "I am sorry, lady, but we don't serve blondes here." The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day, she returns wearing a brunette wig. "I would like to purchase that TV over there." Again the clerk says, "Lady, I told you yesterday, we do not serve blondes." Now the blonde is furious. The next day, she dresses like a man. She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice, "I would like to purchase that TV over there." The clerk says, "Lady, I told you twice already. We do not sell to blondes!" She says to the clerk, "How can you tell? Yesterday, I wore a wig and today I am dressed like a man. How can you tell it is me?" He laughs and replies, "Because that's a microwave."
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