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Best. Paper. Ever.

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Click the link to read what is quite possibly the funniest paper of all time. The kid actually turned in the paper at his University, too, which makes it even better.

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Yeah, I'd like to know what school he's at - either the school, professor, or both are really horses*** if he's able to get a D- with that.

Mr. Freeman got a D-...that's gold!

 

Yeah, I'd like to know what school he's at - either the school, professor, or both are really horses*** if he's able to get a D- with that.

 

 

 

 

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Well he deserves some grade because the story made sense and it was historically accurate.

 

He just used bad words.

 

:D

I love page 3 and his works cited. What do you think was discussed with the teacher after class?

Actually I just went to the bathroom and while I was on the pot, I started reflecting on this essay.

 

A full page of the paper is missing. I don't think he deserved a D-

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He had missing pages and multiple factual inaccuracies that (even while hysterical) made him deserve an F. However, anyone with the balls to turn this in probably deserves some sort of credit somewhere.

 

His Dr. Dre tangent is brilliant.

I like the fact that he hole-punched both sides of the page, and on the front the teacher wrote "why?". :lol

 

The different color and different sized paper was a nice touch too.

I call BS. The "teacher's" cursive penmanship looks like mine...when I first began to write cursive. It's pretty bad; not an "I have sh*tty handwriting" bad, but an "I just learned to write" kind of bad.

That is the absolute best thing I have seen in a LONG time..

 

I couldn't stop laughing at that!

 

"This is page 3."

 

hahaha

I'd have to agree, especially considering the english teacher wrote "page to big". You would think an english professor would know when to use the word too.

 

Still funny as hell though.

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I don't doubt that it's fake (and it pisses me off slightly that I didn't immediately catch the to/too error that's a dead giveaway), but it's still funny.

Somehow, I'd think he'd get a lot worse than just a D-. Also, last I knew, 68 was an F, so how is a 61 a D-?

Somehow, I'd think he'd get a lot worse than just a D-. Also, last I knew, 68 was an F, so how is a 61 a D-?

 

No, 60 is still a D...Still livin in the old days? :hat

dude i just got done typin my 1500 word essay and my work cited page.

 

after reading that sh*t..... my god was that sh*t funny.... that was f***ing brilliant. but i dont know if i would eva type some sh*t like that up. and hand it into my english professer that's like asking for an F...

 

but ya im glad i read that im in my computer lab so im tryin to be quiet but damn that sh*t had me rollin.

 

Good Find... i figure the kid go's to winthrop university?

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