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LOL Carolina Hurricanes

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Okay, so tonight i'm getting the Carolina feed of the Hurricanes game on DirecTV rather than the Panthers feed and in the middle of the first period they had some TV contest where they give away a prize anytime a Canes player scores a hat trick. Well tonight they revealed the most recent winner.

 

Here in Florida when they have these contests they'll give away a trip to the Bahamas or something like that. Well when they revealed the prize and who the winner was, I couldn't contain my laughter.

 

In true North Carolina fashion, the grand prize was........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A JOHN DEERE L100 TRACTOR :lol :lol

Now that's what I call satire.

 

Giving people something they can actually use in these giveaways.

It's a riding lawn mower, so what? John Deere is a big sponsor for them. I bet just as many people in Florida have riding mowers as do North Carolinians.

 

You're Gay.

It's a South Florida thing. We really don't have a need for sitdown lawnmowers. When you're not used to using them at all and you see others even racing these things, they're just going to be taken in gest.

I wish I had a riding lawnmower or at the very least, a non-POS lawnmower. I hate mowing the grass at home.

It's a riding lawn mower, so what? John Deere is a big sponsor for them. I bet just as many people in Florida have riding mowers as do North Carolinians.

 

You're Gay.

:banghead

It's a riding lawn mower, so what? John Deere is a big sponsor for them. I bet just as many people in Florida have riding mowers as do North Carolinians.

 

You're Gay.

 

 

:lol :lol :lol

Riding lawnmowers are possibly one of the greatest pieces of equipment any house can have.

 

*makes stereotype about Accord being rich and Jewish*

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I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

 

 

"Normal" is relative.

 

Don't hate on people for having different values just because of where they live.

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I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

 

 

"Normal" is relative.

 

Don't hate on people for having different values just because of where they live.

 

Sorry, I don't consider pigs feet being sold in every 7-11 in the deep south as "normal."

I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

 

 

"Normal" is relative.

 

Don't hate on people for having different values just because of where they live.

 

Sorry, I don't consider pigs feet being sold in every 7-11 in the deep south as "normal."

lmao

 

its siete-once :hat

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Riding lawnmowers are possibly one of the greatest pieces of equipment any house can have.

 

*makes stereotype about Accord being rich and Jewish*

 

 

I wish I was rich and you could make that stereotype about me :(

I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

 

 

"Normal" is relative.

 

Don't hate on people for having different values just because of where they live.

 

Sorry, I don't consider pigs feet being sold in every 7-11 in the deep south as "normal."

That'd be untrue.

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I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

 

 

"Normal" is relative.

 

Don't hate on people for having different values just because of where they live.

 

Sorry, I don't consider pigs feet being sold in every 7-11 in the deep south as "normal."

That'd be untrue.

 

Which is sad :lol .

I used to live in North Carolina and when I finally moved to Florida it was refreshing how just plain "normal" everything was. Watching the Carolina game and then having them give away a tractor, it's just so incredibly stereotypical of North Carolina that it's funny.

 

 

"Normal" is relative.

 

Don't hate on people for having different values just because of where they live.

 

Sorry, I don't consider pigs feet being sold in every 7-11 in the deep south as "normal."

 

And I don't consider not having Cheerwine and Red Rock in 7-11's in Yankeeland "normal."

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