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Cavemen

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the best commercial is the when the caveman is in the airport, on the moving walkway....and sees the ad.

No the party..

 

"Hey guys, tina and I are getting back together."

 

 

LMAO!!!! YES I LOVE THAT

 

then the other guy goes, not now...

Unrelated and yet related...

 

Burger King is trying to do a "the King" movie.

 

I don't like where this is going.

OMG

 

If it's a serial killer movie, sign me up!

  • 1 month later...

?Cavemen? has a lot of people talking since it was first announced. People will continue to talk? about just how astoundingly awful it is.

 

?Cavemen? is literally a thirty second commercial expanded to twenty-two minutes. But? it?s actually much worse than that. Just like their source material, the origin of these domesticated Cro-Magnons is never explained. I guess ?Encino Man? is part of the prequel trilogy. We meet these humanoids already fully integrated into society and living in a mid-west apartment with a bunch of Ikea furniture. Think about it, a show based on a commercial is bound to have a lot of product placement.

 

Now comes the most mind numbing, stupendously stupid and astoundingly misguided part of this fiasco: The creators have tried to infuse social satire by making the show an allegory for prejudice. They draw astoundingly leaden parallels to every minority group in the world without a laugh in sight. It?s jaw dropping horrendous and actually makes ?American Dad's? lunkheaded topicality seem sophisticated.

 

The supposed ?plot? of the pilot revolves around the Cavemen trying to crash an upscale country club, invoking the ad for the movie ?Caddyshack?: ?Some people just don?t belong.?

 

This pilot is slow, talky and dull? with the only real visual flourishes revolving around the Cavemen donning different costumes throughout the show in their bid to fit in.

 

Making matters worse: The pilot uses different actors in the Cavemen roles and none of them are nearly as effective as their advertising counterparts. One of them actually reminded me a little bit of Sanjaya.

 

This video will get passed around like the infamous ?Star Wars Christmas Special.? It?s nice to know that the spirit of Ed Wood lives on.

 

Ironically, amidst the mad rush of script ABC developed this season was one of the funniest half hours I ever read? and they didn?t order THAT script in favor of this depth charge which could be the first pilot to actually hurt an auto insurance company.

 

Which also begs the point: Would Geico advertise on this thing? My guess is they'd pass.

 

Your Man,

Derek Flint

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  • 2 weeks later...

When is this going to air?

 

In the Fall; maybe mid-season. Maybe never.

 

We'll find out if it makes it to their fall lineup on Tuesday.

It will officially air on Tuesdays at 8 starting this fall.

 

 

edit: a mod should move this into the TV section.

Wake me up when this falls flat on its face.

 

 

Should be 2 or 3 weeks into the show, but I'm still going to watch. :cool

I can't believe this is what's killing the Knights of Prosperity

  • 3 weeks later...

WHAT THE HELL?! They're not even using the actors from the commercials! I feel cheated and WILL NOT WATCH!!!

  • 3 months later...

watching it now...meh...not bad so far...but i havent had any LOL moments yet

 

Yea but...have you ever watched Cavemen while...........high??? So awesome man.

watching it now...meh...not bad so far...but i havent had any LOL moments yet

 

Yea but...have you ever watched Cavemen while...........high??? So awesome man.

nah...i did stare at a one dollar bill while ripped though...look at the white house..."red team go, red team go!"

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