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What the $#@!* is wrong with these people?!?

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"Rod is just so cool; I love his collection of fitted Cubs caps and his extensive inventory of Cubs Jerseys! He's got Sosa, Farnsworth and even Sammie!"

:rofl That sums up the intelligence level of the people in this article.

I got to the point of hoping so much, because people that stupid deserve to be shot several times.

Some stupid Cub fan in a different message board said this to me in a thread about the NLSC...

 

 

Scrub Fan: Go cubs... Pudge (wut a stoopid nickname anyways) sucks!!! Muck the Farlins...And did I mention...GO CUBS!!!

 

 

 

Me: Well, at least none of our players is nick named "Corky".

 

 

Hehehe....I love rubbing that in their faces.

When the worst baseball insult you can think of is making fun of a players NICKNAME, maybe it's time to pack it in.

Dude, that is hilarious. "the young Trixie is not only excited to be frolicking and shreaking with all her best friends in a drunken stupor, but is also genuinely thrilled to see her team actually winning."

 

Great stuff! It's obviously a satire...

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Dude, that is hilarious. "the young Trixie is not only excited to be frolicking and shreaking with all her best friends in a drunken stupor, but is also genuinely thrilled to see her team actually winning."

 

Great stuff! It's obviously a satire...

It is obviously a satire, but it's in many cases quite realistic, and is, even as a satire, pathetic, yet hilarious at the same time.

Love your sig, Juanky :p

Thanks

Dude, that is hilarious. "the young Trixie is not only excited to be frolicking and shreaking with all her best friends in a drunken stupor, but is also genuinely thrilled to see her team actually winning."

 

Great stuff! It's obviously a satire...

It is obviously a satire, but it's in many cases quite realistic, and is, even as a satire, pathetic, yet hilarious at the same time. No doubt, there's truth in all satires...

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Dude, that is hilarious. "the young Trixie is not only excited to be frolicking and shreaking with all her best friends in a drunken stupor, but is also genuinely thrilled to see her team actually winning."

 

Great stuff! It's obviously a satire...

It is obviously a satire, but it's in many cases quite realistic, and is, even as a satire, pathetic, yet hilarious at the same time. No doubt, there's truth in all satires... Yeah, i've heard a lot about Trixies, but I didn't know they actually existed!! That whole website is hilarious....

Kelly:

"I was like, so totally excited that the cubs are finally winning!! I?ve lived in Wrigleyville for six years now and I?ve been waiting for this day for a long, long time!"

 

Tara:

"I just bought this new Kate Spade purse and totally, like, this is one of the most thrilling time to be alive".

 

 

 

Like, totally! ROFL!!!

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