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Credit: AP

 

Company Advertises for Condom Testers

By Associated Press

3 hours ago

 

MELBOURNE, Australia - A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer _ condom tester.

 

Durex said 200 adult Australians _ men and women _ are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

 

While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

 

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

 

"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

 

Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

 

How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

 

No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.

 

 

 

 

 

Gives a whole new meaning to 'down under'.....

I am assuming "actual authorized professional" is a porn star. If thats the case, how much are tickets to australia?

I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

 

 

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

 

 

What he said :thumbup

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I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

 

 

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

 

 

So, basically, you're saying women are not fit to be near while they're menstruating?

I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

 

 

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

 

 

So, basically, you're saying women are not fit to be near while they're menstruating?

besides, I'm sure Hillary's gone through Menopause already, too! Either way, she shouldn't be the reason you move to Australia.

I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

 

 

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

 

 

So, basically, you're saying women are not fit to be near while they're menstruating?

besides, I'm sure Hillary's gone through Menopause already, too! Either way, she shouldn't be the reason you move to Australia.

yes it is, and on top of that there are some sick waves out there braddah....btw Godfather when i went to Maui couple of weeks ago a surfed...now im going to this thing tomm at 7 in the am for free surf lessons at deerfield beach

I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

 

 

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

 

 

So, basically, you're saying women are not fit to be near while they're menstruating?

besides, I'm sure Hillary's gone through Menopause already, too! Either way, she shouldn't be the reason you move to Australia.

yes it is, and on top of that there are some sick waves out there braddah....btw Godfather when i went to Maui couple of weeks ago a surfed...now im going to this thing tomm at 7 in the am for free surf lessons at deerfield beach

 

 

OH awesome man! Deerfield is usually pretty nice. Did you buy a board yet?

I've always said if Hilary Clinton becomes the President I am moving to Australia, I hope they still have this job available in a couple years!

Uh, why? :blink:

 

 

Because she is a phony crazy witch with no moral backbone that the leaders of the important countries that we need to be allies with will never in a million years have any respect for and I don't want to live in a country ruled by someone like that, especially on her "womanly" days. I have always wanted to live in Australia anyways, so the 0.5% chance of Hilary becoming President gives me a good reason to put the plan in motion.

 

 

So, basically, you're saying women are not fit to be near while they're menstruating?

 

 

I didn't say they were not "fit to be near" just not fit to lead a country. :thumbup

I thought condoms were balloons when I was younger... :|

Seriously, I think I actually blew one up. :|

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