Posted October 24, 200717 yr Simple question. I've folded my whole life and it never occurred to me that not everyone does that, but apparently tons of people wad. So, what's your deal?
October 24, 200717 yr Fold it into a perfect little square I wad when I'm in a hurry and I hate it cuz you don't get the full control that you do by folding.
October 24, 200717 yr I fold it while I'm dropping my load. I'm trying to picture you on the crapper. You're neatly setting up a row of folded up toilet paper on the bathroom sink with the sounds of fecal matter hitting the water.
October 24, 200717 yr I fold it while I'm dropping my load. I'm trying to picture you on the crapper. You're neatly setting up a row of folded up toilet paper on the bathroom sink with the sounds of fecal matter hitting the water. Probably doing crunches or something somehow.
October 24, 200717 yr All you men are quite dainty with your folding habits. Wad that sh*t up and wipe son! :lol
October 24, 200717 yr People actually fold? Why take the time to do that if you are just going to wipe and discard? I just grab and make a wad.
October 24, 200717 yr it really just depends... On? I don't use toilet paper, but back when I did, I would usually fold. What do you do, skid across the carpet?
October 24, 200717 yr People actually fold? Why take the time to do that if you are just going to wipe and discard? I just grab and make a wad. As mentioned earlier, it gives better grip.
October 24, 200717 yr Wadding is for animals that like racing stripes in their underoos. I wipe - check the volume of poo - fold - repeat until the TP comes out clean. The only down side to being a folder is if you just dropped a splasher and got your crack wet. The danger, of course, is that the TP will dissolve while you are wiping and your fingers will puncture the structurally unstable material and scrape up doody all under your fingernails.
October 24, 200717 yr Wadding is for animals that like racing stripes in their underoos. I wipe - check the volume of poo - fold - repeat until the TP comes out clean. The only down side to being a folder is if you just dropped a splasher and got your crack wet. The danger, of course, is that the TP will dissolve while you are wiping and your fingers will puncture the structurally unstable material and scrape up doody all under your fingernails. Absolutely, 100% true. It's worth the overall cleanliness though.
October 24, 200717 yr And Wad takes the lead! I follow up with a moist baby wipe for that fresh "just took a shower" feeling. I hate mud butt
October 24, 200717 yr Wadding is for animals that like racing stripes in their underoos. I wipe - check the volume of poo - fold - repeat until the TP comes out clean. The only down side to being a folder is if you just dropped a splasher and got your crack wet. The danger, of course, is that the TP will dissolve while you are wiping and your fingers will puncture the structurally unstable material and scrape up doody all under your fingernails. :lol :lol :lol Absolutely 100% truth. I fold until I am sure that I have a strong level of layering. If I know it is a wet one, I put less force so as to prevent puncture and dab until I've cleared the flood. If it isn't I put plenty of force and repeat until the TP is white. Sometimes, after I've been wiping for a good 5 minutes, I wonder how so much sh*t can come from one area.
October 24, 200717 yr Sometimes, after I've been wiping for a good 5 minutes, I wonder how so much sh*t can come from one area. That's when you know it's time to shave the crack. The only reason THAT much poo sticks around is because you have grown a dingleberry orchard in the back side of your shorts.
October 24, 200717 yr Sometimes, after I've been wiping for a good 5 minutes, I wonder how so much sh*t can come from one area. That's when you know it's time to shave the crack. The only reason THAT much poo sticks around is because you have grown a dingleberry orchard in the back side of your shorts. I've heard horror stories about what happens with a completely shaved crack. No orchards for me, but you gotta love the shits that are nearly clean in and of themselves.
October 24, 200717 yr Slightly off-topic but related: Am I the only one that heads straight for the handicap stall at the end of the line in a public restroom? They are so spacious... Also, I find that I have some weird habits in public restrooms that are hygiene related. I'm not saying I'm Howard Hughes crazy, but I get a little freaked out about germs and that slight paranoia forces me to do stuff like this: - I always grab 3 paper towels BEFORE I enter the stall - 1 for a preliminary wipe of the toilet seat that gets immediately thrown in the toilet and 1 to lay down on each side of the seat. I just can't bring myself to sit directly on the dirty wood... - I always hit the paper towel lever 3 times to give myself enough paper towel BEFORE I wash. Then I wash my hands and rip off the paper towel to dry off. I usually keep drying my hands and use the paper towel to grab the door handle - open the door - then throw out my paper towel. This process ensures that I am exposed to as few germs as possible after washing [including the wet nasty paper towel dispensing handle]. Anybody else have a ritual if they have to drop a deuce in a public restroom?
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