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Ramp's Official Rant....

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Derrek Lee and Alex Gonzalez are so freakin bad it isnt funny....

 

Derrek cant even send the ball to the OF to drive in the go ahead run..... HE SUCKS, HE ISNT CLUTCH NO MATTER WHAT HE DID IN GAME 6 OR 7 OF THE NLCS.... he got plain lucky there

 

and as for you Mr No Offense Only Defense Sea Bass, how is it that you CANNOT place a bunt down when asked to? how bad are you with the bat?

 

why the f*** is Juan Encarnacion sitting on the bench.... he doesnt deserve that s***

 

we dont need D right now, we need offense...... and while we're at it, why not start Holly too?

 

JP, Castillo, Pudge, Cabs, Lowell, Niner, Enc, Holly, Pitcher

 

that lineup kicks a** and isnt exactly awful at D....

 

the Yankees have Jason no D Giambi at 1B, why cant we have 9er who is probably better than Giambi at 1B anyway.... and Karim Garcia aint exactly Ichiro in RF

 

move Cabs to SS, because I have had enough of Alex's stupid face

 

move Enc to RF, Holly to LF

 

I hope I do not see Derrek Lee or Alex Gonzalez in teal next year.....

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I have never seen someone(DLee) foul off so many PERFECT PITCHES in my life...

 

in his first AB, he had a f***ing hanger(sp?) and he grounded out like a little girl to 1B

 

i hate him with a passion

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works for me.

 

 

why the hell not.

 

 

i am shocked sea bass got that double.....even the blind mouse finds the piece of cheese sometimes.

even a broken clock is right twice a day

Umm..not to capitalize on your obviously painful catharsis, but DAMMIT I'VE BEEN SCREAMING THIS ALL f***ING SUMMER!!!

 

D. Lee ("The human fan") only hits with RISP once the score is marlins +/- 5 runs. He is captain irrelevant.

 

Sea Bass is a scourge upon this lineup.

 

 

And for the love of all things good and pure, why the hell is Enc still paying for an 0-4 in one game of the NLCS and riding the pine?

why the f*** is Juan Encarnacion sitting on the bench.... he doesnt deserve that s***

I ask that same question

 

 

I hope I do not see Derrek Lee or Alex Gonzalez in teal next year.....

We all hope don't we...

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no other team EVER would have a 94rbi man sitting on the bench

 

i just dont get it

wasn't like Lowell did anything tonight either.

 

And Castillo went back to the dugout looking ridiculous 4 times. Twice after JP had gotten on base. He couldn't even get down a sac bunt in the first. (speaking of which, shouldn't a team who plays "small ball" be able to lay down a sac bunt?)

 

It's no wonder Jack had Pierre trying to steal.... there was no way Castillo was doing anything tonight. Lee sucks too. 1st and 3rd and he falls behind 0-2 as usual, then pisses a little dribbler back to the mound.

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Lowell has done too much for this team to sit on the bench though....

I hope I do not see Derrek Lee or Alex Gonzalez in teal next year.....

I think that's probably a pretty good bet. With their miserable performances they might be playing themselves right back down to the Marlins' price range.

I agree with most of the rant except that Juan Encarnacion sucks big-time. I pray that there will be no effort to retain Encarnacion at all. Heck, I would like to see the Marlins wave bye-bye to Encarnaction and Gonzalez.

 

For the WS, my big tweak would be to swap Conine and Lee in the batting order.

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again, I have never seen a player spoil so many perfect pitches in my life like DLee can

 

and how Alex cant get a bunt down is beyond me

I'm just waiting for WC to respond with the usually DLee BS D.

 

"DLee has saved many runs with his great D! It would be stupid to sit him down! He had 30+ HR and 92 RBIs!"

its only 1 game, a bad one. but only one... even it up tommorow Carl.

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I agree with most of the rant except that Juan Encarnacion sucks big-time. I pray that there will be no effort to retain Encarnacion at all. Heck, I would like to see the Marlins wave bye-bye to Encarnaction and Gonzalez.

 

For the WS, my big tweak would be to swap Conine and Lee in the batting order.

94rbi suck?

 

he is gonna have a huge year next year ala Mike Lowell

Give Mussina a little credit as well...

 

He made a *great* play on that poke up the middle to throw out Pudge at 3rd and made quality pitches to get himself out of jams...

Every knows how much I complaint about anti-clutch Lee during the season but I can't complaint about D.Lee not being clutch when he was absolutely clutch last series.Anyways D.Lee deserves blame but He would had a infield hit if it wasn't for sending the runner home.

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yes Moose gets a ton of credit, he was masterful, but HE LEFT 4 PITCHES right down boadway to Derrek and all he did was foul them off

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He would had a infield hit if it wasn't for sending the runner home.

no chance

Give Mussina a little credit as well...

 

He made a *great* play on that poke up the middle to throw out Pudge at 3rd and made quality pitches to get himself out of jams...

I have to give George some credit too. He has a lot of money to put these great ball players on the field.

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