Okay. This morning, the editors of my hometown newspaper FINALLY called to offer me a job after stringing me along all summer. Since I was unsure of my future all summer, I smoked the hippie lettuce every night while watching the Marlins. But now I am going to have to take a pee test when I go back to Tallahassee. The job is pending that test.

 

I know there are liquids you can buy to drink the day of the test that temporarily cleans your system, but this is totally new for me. I have no idea what to buy. I was hoping someone, ANYONE on this forum has had a similar experience and can guide me. This should be an exciting time for me, and I really don't want it to be ruined because of ganja.

 

Starting immediately, I'm not smoking anymore....but I need to know what liquid to order online. What works the best?

 

Help me!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah sucks.

I knew what this was about after reading only the first sentence of your post... lol.

I know they sell a drink at GNC for about 50 bucks that works.... but I don't remember the name of it. My brother used it to get himself out of a few situations, but you have to follow the instructions carefully. As many times as it's worked for him, it's failed him once. I also heard drinking lots of Cranberry juice is good.

cheap way is cranberry juice... just stall for like 5 days do the cran and you should be fine.

when is the drug test? If its weeks away and you dont smoke often you should be fine.

You can get someone else to piss for you ahead of time and then sneak it into the bathroom with you. I know they sell belt-like straps with pouches that go around your waist, they're impossible to detect with clothes on, and it also keeps the pee warm since it adjusts to your body temperature.

You can get someone else to piss for you ahead of time and then sneak it into the bathroom with you. I know they sell belt-like straps with pouches that go around your waist, they're impossible to detect with clothes on, and it also keeps the pee warm since it adjusts to your body temperature.

 

 

That might not work if they check the DNA.

 

I had to take drug tests all the time for my high school football team. Im pretty sure urine tests can only tell if you've smoked within 2 or 3 days.

 

If they choose to pluck a piece of your hair though, then you're screwed, since that can tell if you've smoked within two or three months.

I want Purple Haze!

 

Seriously, though... that does suck. I remember my ex would freak out when jobs required a drug test but I'm not sure what he'd do.

http://www.gnc.com/product/index.jsp?produ...rentPage=family

 

http://detoxland.com/thc-marijuana-detox-kits-c191.html

You can get someone else to piss for you ahead of time and then sneak it into the bathroom with you. I know they sell belt-like straps with pouches that go around your waist, they're impossible to detect with clothes on, and it also keeps the pee warm since it adjusts to your body temperature.

Just make sure you don't get a girl's urine. They also use a pregnancy test on "male" samples. :mischief

Thanks, guys! I have heard it all today -- the most popular advice I have gotten has been to drink a lot of cranberry juice. 100% cranberry juice. I'm drinking it now, but I wonder if it will still help if I mix it with vodka...

 

Also have heard to chug lots of water and to exercise a lot to sweat it out. I will do that. It helps that it is August.

 

I have agreed to take the test Aug. 18 and start the next day -- if I pass. I'll probably order some sort of detox kit as well. I've also heard the "urinator" works wonders, but I dunno about that.

 

Oy, I hope this turns out alright. The stress and anxiety of the drug test makes me want to blaze

 

Holla at the Tallahassee Marlins fans -- I'm comin' home!

Look at all the drug addicts we have in this thread. :bandit :rasta

^except no one drinks alcohol around here.

Look at all the drug addicts we have in this thread. :bandit :rasta

 

Aw dude, the rasta is just rubbing it in. I'm sooo not an addict. I think I went like 10 days without it in February...it's my only 'vice.'

 

Hopefully packing, moving and finding a place to live will keep me busy and distracted.

 

How many cups of cranberry juice should I drink every day for the next 10 days? And water too?

Thanks, guys! I have heard it all today -- the most popular advice I have gotten has been to drink a lot of cranberry juice. 100% cranberry juice. I'm drinking it now, but I wonder if it will still help if I mix it with vodka...

 

Also have heard to chug lots of water and to exercise a lot to sweat it out. I will do that. It helps that it is August.

 

I have agreed to take the test Aug. 18 and start the next day -- if I pass. I'll probably order some sort of detox kit as well. I've also heard the "urinator" works wonders, but I dunno about that.

 

Oy, I hope this turns out alright. The stress and anxiety of the drug test makes me want to blaze

 

Holla at the Tallahassee Marlins fans -- I'm comin' home!

 

Gotta like a girl who chugs cranberry/vodka in the middle of the afternoon cause someone once told her cran juice floods out the THC. :lol

 

 

Seriously, by August 18th you will be fine. Just drink lots of water and stay away from the sensi. Don't stress.

I'll never understand what's so good about the feeling, either. I always get so paranoid.

ah damn.. looks like your gettin your cran on...

 

 

hmm... which makes me wonder... what would a cranberry blunt be like? lol

Shouldn't have smoked that crap.

Shouldn't have smoked that crap.

 

Maybe not, but it's not as if I was continually injecting myself with something that's actually dangerous. Nor was I hurting anyone.

No but it's expensive and it's illegal whether you agree with that or not. Not worth either cost.

 

Get drunk, it's a lot cheaper.

Shouldn't have smoked that crap.

 

 

How does this in any way give advice to somebody at all?

 

BTW.

:beer = :rasta

 

 

Drinking and Smoking give you two totally different feelings. Let people do what they want to do, and do what you wanna do, but dont tell other people how to live their life.

I generally go with that philosophy but I have no sympathy for somebody that did something illegal and may miss out on a job because of it.

 

Besides, weed doesn't really do anything anyway (and I have smoked it about a dozen times).

 

 

 

Jah Bless, Rasta live!! :shifty

I generally go with that philosophy but I have no sympathy for somebody that did something illegal and may miss out on a job because of it.

 

Besides, weed doesn't really do anything anyway (and I have smoked it about a dozen times).

 

 

thats cause you were smokin woodchips brah. get the dank and then talk.

:cool

UPDATE: I passed with flying colors. Didn't even have to drink a concoction. Two weeks clean and going strong. I start on Monday, and I will cover prep sports.

 

I haven't been on here at all because I've been so busy moving back to Tally, although I had to push the move back a week due to emergency wisdom teeth removal surgery. The meds (mainly lortab) made me too woozy to do anything. Still recovering from jaw pain.

 

Now that I'm finally starting my career and have to start paying for everything now (and fear random tests in the first few months), I probably won't be spending my money on the sticky icky. Wine and beer will have to be adequate substitutes.