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Ross to the Yankees?

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I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

Seems like a good trade.

And I also know the Elephant Man.

 

Also if we Trade Cody before even making a move to trade Hermida or Uggla I'd be pretty pissed.

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

funny. if your IQ is 40, that is.

 

sorry for sharing what i hear. i'll make sure to never do it again.

 

idiots.

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

funny. if your IQ is 40, that is.

 

sorry for sharing what i hear. i'll make sure to never do it again.

 

idiots.

 

 

Your source doesn't appear to be too credible.

i have a friend who works in the marlins organization who just texted me "one of our guys might be traded to the yankees in the next hour"

 

and then i saw this thread...

 

don't shoot the messenger.

 

if true - i will not be a happy camper....

 

 

Hours almost over and the only trade I'd be happy with Involving Cody we would have to get Melky, Gardner or Hughes in return.

i have a friend who works in the marlins organization who just texted me "one of our guys might be traded to the yankees in the next hour"

 

and then i saw this thread...

 

don't shoot the messenger.

 

if true - i will not be a happy camper....

 

 

Hours almost over and the only trade I'd be happy with Involving Cody we would have to get Melky, Gardner or Hughes in return.

 

 

 

You're not very good with the whole trade scenario thing...that would never happen.

i have a friend who works in the marlins organization who just texted me "one of our guys might be traded to the yankees in the next hour"

 

and then i saw this thread...

 

don't shoot the messenger.

 

if true - i will not be a happy camper....

 

 

Hours almost over and the only trade I'd be happy with Involving Cody we would have to get Melky, Gardner or Hughes in return.

 

 

 

You're not very good with the whole trade scenario thing...that would never happen.

 

Seriously, it should be Melky, Gardner and Hughes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol

I wish I could have an experience like that in my lifetime...

 

Hope it doesn't happen, but if the story's true that's pretty sweet.

 

 

Wild Card, I have greater hopes for your life. I hope that someone's goal will be to eavesdrop on one of your conversations some day, as you detail the public offering of your new high tech company.

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

If we traded Boni for those naked pics of Mariah id say we bent the yanks over.

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

funny. if your IQ is 40, that is.

 

sorry for sharing what i hear. i'll make sure to never do it again.

 

idiots.

 

 

Your source doesn't appear to be too credible.

 

there seems to be a key word in his text. "might", does not mean definite.

 

like i said, sorry for sharing what i hear. ill keep the smoke to myself.

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

If we traded Boni for those naked pics of Mariah id say we bent the yanks over.

 

 

Are they naked pics of Mariah bent over?

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

funny. if your IQ is 40, that is.

 

sorry for sharing what i hear. i'll make sure to never do it again.

 

idiots.

 

 

 

 

Your source doesn't appear to be too credible.

 

there seems to be a key word in his text. "might", does not mean definite.

 

like i said, sorry for sharing what i hear. ill keep the smoke to myself.

 

I know this is off topic, but hockey still sucks balls. :p

I just heard from a friend of mine who knows a guy who knows the guy who sells beer at the stadium while wearing a giant green elephant thing hat that he heard from one of the janitors who was picking up Beinfest's trash that the Marlins are thinking of trading Uggla and Hermida to the Yankees for naked pictures of Mariah Carey that Jeter took when he was dating her.

 

 

Hey, I love your signature. Do you mind if I use it too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:lol

Fan rumors! Yay!

 

Funny how they just picked two random Yankee prospects, one with a .708 OPS in AAA at 24 and a 25-year-old relief pitcher who is in his first year in AAA, both of whom play positions we don't need.

Doesn't make any sense for us.

 

 

Rumors are funny. Especially this time of year. The only way I see Cody being traded is if the front office KNOWS Maybin is ready for the jump. But I highly doubt it's for a couple of prospects right now. After the season maybe.

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