October 4, 201214 yr How long until we hear Bobby V to replace Ozzie? I say Bobby V for Assistant to the Manager, and one step above Joey Cora and both under Ozzie Guillen. Responsibilities include being Ozzies translator, and making sure Heath Bells interviews are always supervised.
October 4, 201214 yr Did you guys hear about how two days ago Valentine crashed his bike into a ditch in Central Park while reading a text from Pedroia? I lol'ed so hard. http://Adminbrownsports.com/baseball/bobby-valentine-crashes-bike-reading-dustin-pedroia-text/156701 If this clown comes to Miami after we rashly fire Ozzie........
October 4, 201214 yr Author Improper use of meme. 15 yard penalty. 4th down. Are you a replacement ref?
October 4, 201214 yr Improper use of meme. 15 yard penalty. 4th down. Are you a replacement ref? f*** it, it's a f***ing field goal!
October 5, 201214 yr Intentional grounding on the receiving team. Also, there was a butterfly on the field during the snap. Illegal use of wildlife. Repeat first down. The following play is under review.
October 5, 201214 yr Intentional grounding on the receiving team. Also, there was a butterfly on the field during the snap. Illegal use of wildlife. Repeat first down. The following play is under review. After reviewing the play, the butterfly was proved eligible to be on the field. Legal use of wildlife. However, on the play, the receiver's shoe was untied, therefore, pass interference, crowd, section 158, row 6, seat 3. 118 yard penalty. Automatic Safety.
October 5, 201214 yr back on topic, found this on MLB.com comments about the firing: Twas still months before Christmas in the Sox locker room, All the players had gone home, the air filled with gloom. The uniforms which had been worn with such care, Lay in filthy dark piles, just thrown everywhere. And on top of this stack of disposable things, Sat Bobby the Sox erstwhile puller of strings. The scowl on his face told the whole awful story, As he pondered a season all had hoped would bring glory. But with negatives building up day after day, He wondered aloud if he'd outlived his stay. And though BV had not been a pitcher or hitter, He awaited his doom checking Facebook and Twitter. And when finally NESN delivered his fate, Starting a new managerial debate, Number 25's voice was heard one last time, As he made his sad way through the dirt and the grime. Leaving his jersey and cap on a shelf, "None of this was my doing, so go f**k yourself"!
October 5, 201214 yr back on topic, found this on MLB.com comments about the firing: Twas still months before Christmas in the Sox locker room, All the players had gone home, the air filled with gloom. The uniforms which had been worn with such care, Lay in filthy dark piles, just thrown everywhere. And on top of this stack of disposable things, Sat Bobby the Sox erstwhile puller of strings. The scowl on his face told the whole awful story, As he pondered a season all had hoped would bring glory. But with negatives building up day after day, He wondered aloud if he'd outlived his stay. And though BV had not been a pitcher or hitter, He awaited his doom checking Facebook and Twitter. And when finally NESN delivered his fate, Starting a new managerial debate, Number 25's voice was heard one last time, As he made his sad way through the dirt and the grime. Leaving his jersey and cap on a shelf, "None of this was my doing, so go f**k yourself"! How dare you f***ing derail our derailment. Who the hell do you think you are? You're perma-banned! So it has been said, so it shall be done! EDIT: Ninja Smooth
October 5, 201214 yr YOU'RE! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! Did I use that right? What are you yammering about anyway?
October 5, 201214 yr I ain't yammering. I'm just being an asshole. About? I don't get it. Could you point out what prompted your YOU'RE rant?
October 5, 201214 yr I'm sorry, sir. I didn't realize I ranted. That was very correct of you to apologize bitch Stewie.
October 5, 201214 yr this is a top notch thread Does it qualify to be nominated for a Admin as the best derailment of the year? I've never won one. It would be fitting for me to get my first win sharing it with Mike. Get it. Mike- Piazza31 FTW!
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