Attention crew members, rumors that the USS Marlins is sinking are widely exaggerated. A simple patch and the old girl will be good as new. Nothing to see here, do not be alarmed.

 

13-37 Marlins

waste of time

Another bit of news to make us feel better.

 

 

Miguel Cabrera won the Triple Crown last year, hitting .330/.383/.606 with 44 home runs and 139 RBI.

Believe it or not, Cabrera is on pace to crush those numbers nearly two months into the season.

The reigning AL MVP is hitting .388/.463/.691 and is on pace to finish with 49 home runs and 201 RBI for the Tigers.

He currently leads the Majors in hitting and RBIs.

Another bit of news to make us feel better.

 

 

Miguel Cabrera won the Triple Crown last year, hitting .330/.383/.606 with 44 home runs and 139 RBI.

Believe it or not, Cabrera is on pace to crush those numbers nearly two months into the season.

The reigning AL MVP is hitting .388/.463/.691 and is on pace to finish with 49 home runs and 201 RBI for the Tigers.

He currently leads the Majors in hitting and RBIs.

 

 

SNAFU

WWMRS

 

What will Mike Redmond say?

 

Reporter: "Do you have any concerns about the Marlins being 13-37?"

Redmond: Nah, our guys tried hard. They played well.

Reporter: "But you've only won 4 games in a whole month"

Redmond: "I'm not going to sit here all concerned for myself or my team."

I like how Tommy and Rich were making fun of silly baseball statistics during the broadcast, like interleague hitting streaks. And yet they periodically cite X player’s career RBIs against a particular team (Durrr David Wright has 89 RBIs against the Marlins that’s like a full season!!!!1) and minor league W-L records for pitchers, as if those mean anything at all. Douches.

I like how Tommy and Rich were making fun of silly baseball statistics during the broadcast, like interleague hitting streaks. And yet they periodically cite X player’s career RBIs against a particular team (Durrr David Wright has 89 RBIs against the Marlins that’s like a full season!!!!1) and minor league W-L records for pitchers, as if those mean anything at all. Douches.

 

 

In their defense, they have a very hard job. It's hard to say anything worthwhile about the 2013 Marlins.

 

Speaking of silly statistics. Believe it or not, we still have a .008% chance of making to to the playoffs. Don't hold your breath though http://www.sportsclubstats.com/MLB/National/NLEastern/Marlins.html

2 guys thrown out at the plate, ugh.

 

 

how does Ozuna screw that slide up?

 

 

 

Sanabia not good and Ciskey still struggling. Sounds like Sanabia to the DL now with a groin thing.

how does Ozuna screw that slide up.... wtf

 

 

I know. Perhaps its a sign that he needs more experience. In any other team Ozuna would be in AA or AAA right now.

Sanabia going on the dl. brian Flynn or Jacob Turner?

Miami_Marlins_Fan .... if it wasn't for u, these boards wouldn't exist these days.

 

With all due respect, I never know if I wanna high five u for ur enthusiasm ... or slap u just for having all that damn enthusiasm.

 

Lol, keep it up brother!

Attention crew members, rumors that the USS Marlins is sinking are widely exaggerated. A simple patch and the old girl will be good as new. Nothing to see here, do not be alarmed.

 

13-37 Marlins

 

 

 

 

no one can save this ship even Coast Guard

Sanabia going on the dl. brian Flynn or Jacob Turner?

 

 

sounds like Dan Jennings getting the call... Figure Eovaldi needs another start or two in the minors first before they'd add him to the rotation... so not sure what they're doing with Sanabia's turn, maybe LeBlanc fills in for a week or so.

Just feeling so indifferent. Beating last years win total is asking for too much.

Sanabia going on the dl. brian Flynn or Jacob Turner?

 

 

sounds like Dan Jennings getting the call... Figure Eovaldi needs another start or two in the minors first before they'd add him to the rotation... so not sure what they're doing with Sanabia's turn, maybe LeBlanc fills in for a week or so.

 

 

Have they forgotten Turner exists or something? At this point why are you bothering to throw nobodies like LeBlanc, Koehler, and Jennings on the mound when Turner is available? It's certainly not a service time thing considering they started Fernandez's Super 2 clock on Opening Day.