Alex wood

scouting report: herky-JERKY

Giggity

Anyone else already tired of the phrase "herky-jerky"?

Nice play, Heyward. Damn.

Gonna be one of those nights.

Baker can't get a break! Even his foul balls are outs.

Baker can't get a break! Even his foul balls are outs.

It'll only get worse.

"Ball is crushed foul into the upper deck ... wait a second, Superman leaps! It's caught! He's out."

And one down.

I asked Jeff Baker's batting average to give me change for a dollar, but it only has 3 quarters

16 is such an odd number for an ace pitcher.

I asked Jeff Baker's batting average to give me change for a dollar, but it only has 3 quarters

Go to Dobbs, he can fill out the rest.

16 is such an odd number for an ace pitcher.

In Japan, the ace is 18, always.

Dammit, Jose, way to ruin your perfecto.

Wood's heart probably stopped for a sec.

Struckimawww!

Damn, there goes the no hitter.

Boo-urns

Boo-urns

GO JOSE!

Awesome play!

WHAT. IN. THE. WORLD

CUBAN JESUS ERA SAVER

Hmm.

Nice play!

Fredi Gonzalez comes out to talk to the umpire:

 

-Hey Blue, I want to reverse that call.

-Fredi, you can challenge it, you can't reverse it yourself.

*Walks back to the dugout, tears welling up in his eyes*

-No one tells me what I can't do. I'll show that stupid umpire. I'm Fredi Gonzalez, Barves manager!

Aw, Jose

the one freaking play Jose doesnt go 100%