Is there anyone on the team that we can officially nickname Sasha Gray just for the shits of it?

 

stanton because he gets not flaccid

"I think the girls also like that package..."

"I think the girls also like that package..."

 

Heard that :lol

stanton because he gets not flaccid

 

Side story here, some of you have heard me mention I'm a teacher. I'm currently working summer camp and this morning one of my students asks me if I saw last nights game because she was there with her softball team. Long story short, her parents had her leave early "to beat the traffic"... I spent most of the morning trying to convince this girl that the Marlins did win. Since I'm known as that funny joker teacher and since I'm such a big Marlins fan, she never believed me. I can imagine plenty of people left and never found out the true result of the game.

C'MON MO!

Oh good. The set up man has arrived.

 

GET THAT MORRIS MAN SOME SUPERMAN MUSIC.

Sit down span.

So Morris trade. Best trade ever or Greatest trade ever?

Where's Kevin "Rex Kwan do" Gregg?

Side story here, some of you have heard me mention I'm a teacher. I'm currently working summer camp and this morning one of my students asks me if I saw last nights game because she was there with her softball team. Long story short, her parents had her leave early "to beat the traffic"... I spent most of the morning trying to convince this girl that the Marlins did win. Since I'm known as that funny joker teacher and since I'm such a big Marlins fan, she never believed me. I can imagine plenty of people left and never found out the true result of the game.

 

Can I be your TA

Side story here, some of you have heard me mention I'm a teacher. I'm currently working summer camp and this morning one of my students asks me if I saw last nights game because she was there with her softball team. Long story short, her parents had her leave early "to beat the traffic"... I spent most of the morning trying to convince this girl that the Marlins did win. Since I'm known as that funny joker teacher and since I'm such a big Marlins fan, she never believed me. I can imagine plenty of people left and never found out the true result of the game.

 

Hey, I'm a teacher too! High five!

Ahhh guys, I mentioned before my girl is sitting next to me during most of this game... She just noticed my phone and I just had to do some explaining about the gifs in this thread.

 

And let me tell u, it's hard to convince someone that the gifs are part of watching the game when every other post is about Taco bell shits, Sasha Gray, monster dongs, Hech pics, and Jordanna. Damn.

speaking of road trip. Lets all go to Cali

Ahhh guys, I mentioned before my girl is sitting next to me during most of this game... She just noticed my phone and I just had to do some explaining about the gifs in this thread.

 

And let me tell u, it's hard to convince someone that the gifs are part of watching the game when every other post is about Taco bell shits, Sasha Gray, monster dongs, Hech pics, and Jordanna. Damn.

 

(Actually, don't...just seemed to fit well)

speaking of road trip. Lets all go to Cali

 

I'm already here.

Your girl has a sister though???

I'm already here.

 

Roomies? You and I???

Jordanna just told me to call her. I'm on it.

Your girl has a sister though???

 

What's with you and sisters tonight?

Jordanna just told me to call her. I'm on it.

 

NO SHE TOLD ME

(Actually, don't...just seemed to fit well)

 

Pfft I'm not complaining, just sharing my plight. She's gotta deal with the gifs too.

That painting is amazing

Your girl has a sister though???

 

If ur talking to me, that's a negative.

What's with you and sisters tonight?

 

aggresive expansion - Joker