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Stool Softener

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Anyone have experience taking these pills? just took 3 pills with a glass of lukewarm milk. I hope they help and any advice would be appreciated.

 

 

I soften my stool by pushing my shit out forceably, therefore applying great pressure that allows my shit to mold to the size of my intestines and come out.

 

 

Try that as a pickup line on your hot co-worker.

 

"Hey baby, your bowel movements going well? I can share my stool softener with you if not"

 

LMAO

 

 

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