3 minutes ago, Michael said:

Give me eight more Joey Wendles. Make four of them bat right handed. Make one of them a switch hitter.

You got it big B

Aggy. Dude.

4 minutes ago, Michael said:

Give me eight more Joey Wendles. Make four of them bat right handed. Make one of them a switch hitter.

he doesn't have the highest average or most home runs, etc. but he by far gives you the most consistent at bats.  no argument here. i'd take a whole team of them too.  make them ALL switch hitters.

BOOOOOOOOOO

Punchie

"he's got magic rope"

when Gaby said that I couldn't help but hear that in Forrest Gump's voice

If big B keeps ignoring  me I may need promote you @SonOfJack

Edited July 13, 20224 yr by pollythewog

Just now, pollythewog said:

If big B keeps ignoring  me I may need promote you @SonOfJack

Ned Bigby?

umps are just not calling the high strikes this year

man on first thanks to ump

Pirates not swinging tonight

Just now, pollythewog said:

Pirates not swinging tonight

guess i won't be getting any booty tonight then

There is literally no worse of a candidate for hitting cleanup than Avi Garcia on this team. Yes, even Stallings would be a better fit. Stallings has been trash overall, but he is hitting .275 with RISP with a .709 OPS. Avi is below the Mendoza line with RISP and has an OPS of .563.

Pirates didn't really shift on Jeezy. Nice.

Fortes looked like Windmill in that ab

There's the Fortes weakness I guess. Lol

Can’t believe I bet on the fish lol

First two pitches were strikes regardless but my god DLC, just terrible swings.

in watching these games i don't think the Marlins have looked more lost against a pitching staff all season.  Just weak or no contact whatsoever no matter who they run out there.

Just now, Michael said:

First two pitches were strikes regardless but my god DLC, just terrible swings.

No approach to this slider

2 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

Gotta win eventually, right?

apparently not

offense like watching a glacier melt in slow motion

Turned into a solid PA.

let's see that traditional quality RISP ab from Stallings

Ump's zone is a chode.