1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

He was offered a very fair and generous wage

Three hours of sleep per night?

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

He was offered a very fair and generous wage

Who considered it fair?

1 minute ago, SonOfJack said:

Who considered it fair?

The international association of butlers 

19 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

They aren't expensive!

Can have them shipped like I have, 2 dozen for 16 bucks.

23 minutes ago, SonOfJack said:

They aren't expensive!

Can have them shipped like I have, 2 dozen for 16 bucks.

You don’t even get them fresh?

2 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

You don’t even get them fresh?

Nowhere around here sells them fresh that I know of.  Even if you find them in the supermarket, they are frozen.

Just now, SonOfJack said:

Nowhere around here sells them fresh that I know of.  Even if you find them in the supermarket, they are frozen.

Aren’t you in nyc m8

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

Aren’t you in nyc m8

Wait so you’re not his wife?

1 minute ago, pollythewog said:

Aren’t you in nyc m8

SOJ is in Miami.

Just now, SirFishFan said:

Wait so you’re not his wife?

Polly isn't a human.

Just now, Michael said:

Polly isn't a human.

Something like this?

 

Maybe @SonOfJack wanted a robot wife? I don’t judge.

17 minutes ago, SirFishFan said:

Something like this?

 

Maybe @SonOfJack wanted a robot wife? I don’t judge.

@pollythewog change your name to Rosie.

Spoiler

Bitch

 

Eury gonna make me nut

Just now, Michael said:

Eury gonna make me nut

Pics or it didn't happen

Just now, hovertical said:

Pics or it didn't happen

Give him 30 minutes or so

Just now, SirFishFan said:

Give him 30 minutes or so

No brown nosing

Sounded a lot better than the end result on that Pooper swing

For a guy who supposedly doesn't give up a lot of taters the Marlins seem to be elevating Sandoval a lot today so far.

2 minutes ago, hovertical said:

For a guy who supposedly doesn't give up a lot of taters the Marlins seem to be elevating Sandoval a lot today so far.

Fly ball pitcher does not immediately mean home run allower, sir friend. ❤️

Just now, Michael said:

Fly ball pitcher does not immediately mean home run allower, sir friend. ❤️

Not with the way Rod was talking about Sandoval 

Just now, hovertical said:

Not with the way Rod was talking about Sandoval 

Disregard Rod, he's not sure what state he's in.

(It's solid, by the way.)

Arraez did it again!

2 minutes ago, Michael said:

Disregard Rod, he's not sure what state he's in.

(It's solid, by the way.)

Better than gaseous and I'm sure Paul agrees

So when Segura swings he pounds it into the ground...when he bunts he elevates it.

 

Got it.

7 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Better than gaseous and I'm sure Paul agrees

Could you imagine Rod just filling the space of the container he's in? Oof.