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Shaun Anderson Acquired, Woo-Suk Go DFA'd

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44 minutes ago, Michael said:

This falls under the following bannable categories:

 * Extreme Expletive

 * Personal Attack

 * Racial Slur

 * Politics

 * *s*n D**z mention

 * PTSD Triggering

 * Erection lasting longer than four hours

 * Homophobia

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Indirectly reminding us of Lewis Brinson

 * I just feel like it

 * Not Gluten-Free

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Noise Complaint

 * Gastrointestinal Issues

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Sponsored Post

 * <insert your own reason here>

 * Gen Z complaint

 

Therefore, SITA, I have no choice but to let you continue posting.

Ban yourself for too short of a list of offenses. 

16 minutes ago, hovertical said:

Ban yourself for too short of a list of offenses. 

I have reviewed your request and decided to decline on the following reason(s):

 

 * no

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1 hour ago, Michael said:

This falls under the following bannable categories:

 * Extreme Expletive

 * Personal Attack

 * Racial Slur

 * Politics

 * *s*n D**z mention

 * PTSD Triggering

 * Erection lasting longer than four hours

 * Homophobia

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Indirectly reminding us of Lewis Brinson

 * I just feel like it

 * Not Gluten-Free

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Noise Complaint

 * Gastrointestinal Issues

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Sponsored Post

 * <insert your own reason here>

 * Gen Z complaint

 

Therefore, SITA, I have no choice but to let you continue posting.

I actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls 

go piss in a lake, Das!

  • Author
1 hour ago, Michael said:

This falls under the following bannable categories:

 * Extreme Expletive

 * Personal Attack

 * Racial Slur

 * Politics

 * *s*n D**z mention

 * PTSD Triggering

 * Erection lasting longer than four hours

 * Homophobia

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Indirectly reminding us of Lewis Brinson

 * I just feel like it

 * Not Gluten-Free

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Noise Complaint

 * Gastrointestinal Issues

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Sponsored Post

 * <insert your own reason here>

 * Gen Z complaint

 

Therefore, SITA, I have no choice but to let you continue posting.

I actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls 

go piss in a lake, Das!

  • Author
1 hour ago, Michael said:

This falls under the following bannable categories:

 * Extreme Expletive

 * Personal Attack

 * Racial Slur

 * Politics

 * *s*n D**z mention

 * PTSD Triggering

 * Erection lasting longer than four hours

 * Homophobia

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Indirectly reminding us of Lewis Brinson

 * I just feel like it

 * Not Gluten-Free

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Noise Complaint

 * Gastrointestinal Issues

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Sponsored Post

 * <insert your own reason here>

 * Gen Z complaint

 

Therefore, SITA, I have no choice but to let you continue posting.

I actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls 

go piss in a lake, Das!

  • Author
1 hour ago, Michael said:

This falls under the following bannable categories:

 * Extreme Expletive

 * Personal Attack

 * Racial Slur

 * Politics

 * *s*n D**z mention

 * PTSD Triggering

 * Erection lasting longer than four hours

 * Homophobia

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Indirectly reminding us of Lewis Brinson

 * I just feel like it

 * Not Gluten-Free

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Noise Complaint

 * Gastrointestinal Issues

 * Not an attack on Das

 * Sponsored Post

 * <insert your own reason here>

 * Gen Z complaint

 

Therefore, SITA, I have no choice but to let you continue posting.

I actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls 

go piss in a lake, Das!

3 hours ago, SongInTheAir said:

@pollythewog actually own 2 Lewis’s Bronson signed balls 

go piss in a lake, Das!

You own both of his balls?  And he signed them?  that's kind of weird.

44 minutes ago, pollythewog said:

I received prior authorization from your colleague 

Please submit two copies - one scanned, one PDF - of this authorization, Piss-Fuck.

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