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New Candidate throws his hat into the ring

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Don't know who to vote for this Novemember? Consider yourself conservative and find yourself without a candidate? Well then, there is one simple answer!

 

Vote Juanky!

 

Now before you think I am joking (And I kinda am not), listen a second. Bush is about as conservative as Das is. Ridiculous government spending, prolongued war (it would have been ok if he would have gone in, finished the job, and left the reconstruction to the UN, which would have saved alot of money), lost freedoms because of the Patriot Act, America more and more becoming a welfare state everyday.....

 

You need some fresh blood in office. And why not set a record while we are at it?

 

You'd have the first Hispanic president. You'd also have the youngest president ever (at 18 years of age, I would challenge the 35 rule in the Constitution in court if need be). And barring on who I pick for my running mate, you could have the first female vice president, the first black vice president, or the first female black vice president!

 

What do you have to lose?

 

All I ask is to win one state. Just to show people that the 2 major parties' candidates aren't the answer if none of the two will get the job done. And that way I can set myself up for another run in the future :cool .

 

So in November of this year, just write in Juan Carlos Robaina for your President of the United States (running mate coming later).

 

 

 

(And I'm not joking)

I like it Juanky, good stuff.

 

Too bad i'm just a regular old cracker from Chi-Town, so I can't be the running mate. I think I would have drawn in a lot of votes that you won't be able to get with other running mates.

Move To Humor Zone :mischief2

I guess you missed the part where I said I was dead serious.

I like it Juanky, good stuff.

 

Too bad i'm just a regular old cracker from Chi-Town, so I can't be the running mate. I think I would have drawn in a lot of votes that you won't be able to get with other running mates.

Like which part Maggs?

 

I'm not planning to name someone that is close to me Running Mate unless they can bring in votes I couldn't.

Well i'll bring in the entire White Sox Fanbase vote, i'll bring in the votes in Illinois, where they all will otherwise vote for whatever Democrat is in the election. Plus, people will naturally be drawn to vote for a good looking candidate like me :thumbup

dood....

 

 

 

you will never win the over 35 rule.

 

 

the rule allowing citizens not originally American citizens as President is likely to be lifted before that one.

 

 

and furthermore....whats with that crack at me dood?

 

 

Dont put me and Dubya in the same sentence.

Move To Humor Zone :mischief2

I guess you missed the part where I said I was dead serious. No. I didnt. :plain

 

As much as I would agree that you would do a better job than bush, and The white house needs change. And It would be great to see someone get in that doesnt qualify to the terms of the age rule. It wont happen

furthermore....

 

 

 

give me issues.....

 

 

 

agree with me on the one issue that i dont waver on and you can get my vote.

 

 

you dont...and no way in hell can you get it.

The Enviroment, Das?

 

Which suprise suprise, wasn't in Boy Wonder's speech last night.

furthermore....

 

 

 

give me issues.....

 

 

 

agree with me on the one issue that i dont waver on and you can get my vote.

 

 

you dont...and no way in hell can you get it.

I wasn't taking a shot at you, I was proving a point about our current president.

 

And I do remember you took an interesting stand on the Patriot Act and on guns last night.....

as for environment...what do you mean? drilling for oil?

 

Because any basic college economics class will tell you that we will NEVER run out of oil on this earth...why? Because the cost will go so high, that we will be forced into a different mode of fuel (water? electricity? solar?).

Talk about a wasted vote. Win a state. HAHA. Even if you got everyone who posts on this board to vote you in the same county you wouldnt win that county.

Obviously, I am not going to speak just to people on this board.

 

Doing so would make this a completely futile effort.

i could get the Southern vote my friend...but alas, I have no time to run as vice president..not with school, football, and frat pledging

Because football is more important than being Vice President :confused .....

 

Oh well for that one

furthermore....

 

 

 

give me issues.....

 

 

 

agree with me on the one issue that i dont waver on and you can get my vote.

 

 

you dont...and no way in hell can you get it.

I wasn't taking a shot at you, I was proving a point about our current president.

 

And I do remember you took an interesting stand on the Patriot Act and on guns last night..... alright dood thats cool.

 

 

the gun part was tounge in cheek.

 

 

the Patriot Act was not.

furthermore....

 

 

 

give me issues.....

 

 

 

agree with me on the one issue that i dont waver on and you can get my vote.

 

 

you dont...and no way in hell can you get it.

The Enviroment, Das?

 

Which suprise suprise, wasn't in Boy Wonder's speech last night. Bingo.

as for environment...what do you mean? drilling for oil?

 

Because any basic college economics class will tell you that we will NEVER run out of oil on this earth...why? Because the cost will go so high, that we will be forced into a different mode of fuel (water? electricity? solar?).

the environment is much more than oil.

the Patriot Act was not.

I'll just say for now that I am glad that the Patriot Act is going to expire soon. If elected, I will allow the Patriot Act to expire and will not attempt to bring it or anything similar to it or its contents back into law while I am in office. Any attempt at this will meet my veto.

I really hope you are joking.

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