Jesus

Enough about Petrino, who wouldnt leave an NFL job for the SEC? Amen.

Yeah, she didn't make it up here. Lord, I saw a shirt once that read "WWJD... for a klondike bar" What would you do? Ski backwards down a double black diamond course?

Yeah, she didn't make it up here.

We'll resurrect Jesus to play third. He can hit curveballs now, you know. Don't sleep on my on base skills.

But I say unto you, not to resist evil; but whoever shall strike thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other

Of course it's really him.

I had to kill a puppy because of this, Kenneth.

The way this stadium proposal is going, I don't even think Jesus could get a deal done. No, I would.

Are signatures going to made viewable on the profile page? I keep them off when viewing the board, but I occasionaly check their profiles to see who has updated theirs, and whenever they're referenced in a post (i.e., "cool sig").

Me

Pwned.

Better be Jesus, or we're all screwed :plain Ahhh, he's a fraud anyways. I hope you aren't a deep sleeper.

I wouldn't worry about it.

LOL You guys are in for a suprise.

Pwned!

Jesus christ (sorry to use the lord's name in vain)...the White Sox are the World Champions. Stop worrying about the Cubs so damn much and move on. Forgiven.

rferry...are you saying jesus christ cant hit a curveball? I dare someone to try and throw a 12-6 in my wheelhouse.

No you're not.

Lucifer Tom Cruise

Some new members name is Jesus. People have no life. Unless you have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. And unless you want it to be revealed to everyone what you were doing under the sheets last night I'd hush up.

Dodge (and anyone else with racist or culturist attitudes), shut the f--- up Christ almighty, there's a difference between humor and hostility/hate. Sorry if I offended anybody. I have no idea what I have to do with any of this.

up yours, hay-soos. You just bought yourself a plague of boils and flies. Enjoy!

More like Akroyd, Murray, Belushi, Ferrell, Radner, Carvey, Murphy, Myers, and Farley. You can't bring back dead people. Says who?