Mr. Funky Nuts

#36 - Nice shoes. Wanna f***?

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4 Washington Redskins at N.Y. Giants SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 7 Detroit Lions at Atlanta Falcons Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens Seattle Seahawks at Buffalo Bills N.Y. Jets at Miami Dolphins Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New Orleans Saints St. Louis Rams at Philadelphia Eagles Houston Texans at Pittsburgh Steelers Jacksonville Jaguars at Tennessee Titans Dallas Cowboys at Cleveland Browns Carolina Panthers at San Diego Chargers Arizona Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers Chicago Bears at Indianapolis Colts MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders 9-7

How is that comparable to Brian Grant? dedication, they both were great defenders, got steals and always did the extra something to get better on the team Oh boy. We're bringing up the intangibles, are we? Dedication? Hustle? A will to win? He wants "it" more than everyone else on the floor? :banghead

You're right. Who doesn't love tiger stripes?

The Dolphins cut Regan Mauia. So much for being the Juggernaut, bitch.

You're going to compare an inconsistent player like Dorell Wright who has spent the majority of his 4 seasons on the bench because his coaches don't trust him with any meaningful playing time to Brian Grant? Not that Brian Grant was a perennial All-Star, but he was pretty solid for a stretch with the Blazers and the Heat. Give some kind of reasoning for that statement other than "He's improving his game every day." Unless you've spent your summer vacation with him...

Superman is lame.

I dont know why you guys are surprised, this is the same guy that raced a horse on national television a couple of years ago. Someone's gotta reinject the fun into the NFL. You have to admit though, racing a horse and changing your name to Ocho Cinco is as good as entertainment gets. It might just be me but the guy makes me laugh and he isn't hurting anybody. He is when he's bitching week in and week out about wanting a trade. The Bengals are idiots for not taking 2 high picks from the Redskins for this fool. You know it's just a matter of time before Marvin Lewis gets fed up with the guy.

that makes my bengals top out of date now cos it has Johnson on the back :mad Perfect. Now you don't have to wear one of the ugliest jerseys on the face of the Earth. It's a blessing in disguise.

Good for Tommy. How many announcers in any sport are as candid as he is?

i really dont like Henne he looks like crap scrambling and makes bad chocies against 3rd string defenses what does he have to make him so great? Were you expecting an MVP season?

I hate attention whores.

Thanks for the memories, Josh McCown - you're a Carolina Panther now.

We live in a material world ...and I am a material girl...er, boy. :shifty

Not exactly hot in my book, but I must admit...watching Olympic VB was fun. :shifty

Penninton was pretty good 1st time out Ricky got a td Ted Ginn looks like the stud we thought he would be Y do we have 4 qb's again? the phins will release either Beck or Mccown before the start of the season. Most likely Beck. He's in his late 20's, and I dont think they would sign and release a QB in the same off-season that easily. If they get rid of Beck it's going to be by trade. They have offers on the table, but apparently aren't satisfied with them. They'll give in eventually, even if all they get in return is a bag of Twizzlers.

Isn't Orton out another 3-4 months after a motorcycle accident?

How the hell does that even happen?

Yes, yes. Happy Birthday, indeed. We must celebrate at a gentlemen's club very soon.

Yes, yes. Happy Birthday, indeed. We must celebrate at a gentlemen's club very soon.

J-Will to the Clippers: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3524422 Lets trade dorell for Livingston ...or we can just give him away. I don't understand why the HELL just re-signed him for another 2 years. Dorell Wright is a good player, he is a lock down defender and makes the 18 foot jump shot around 60% of the time, he is a poor mans Brian Grant, he helps win games, he does the things that don't end up on the box score Wait, what? Please tell me you were being sarcastic. Please. :confused

J-Will to the Clippers: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3524422 Lets trade dorell for Livingston ...or we can just give him away. I don't understand why the HELL just re-signed him for another 2 years.

Saw it today, really funny. Look for cameos by Tobey Maguire, Lance Bass, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tyra Banks, Jon Voight, Jason Bateman, and Alicia Silverstone. Good small roles by Tom Cruise as an insane studio executive, and Matthew McConaghey as a hyperactive agent. Spoiling the movie for anyone who hasn't seen it - why didn't I think of that?! This movie wasn't anything special, although Downey was pretty good in it. I'd pick Pineapple Express & Step Brothers over this one.

PTI is the only watchable show on ESPN as far as I'm concerned.

One of the few funny movies Will Ferrell has made.