I Heart Tommy Hutton

Whenever I put on the radio to hear the score for the game, it takes Dave about a half hour to say it. I remember one game when he was talking for twenty minutes about how the ball nearly hit a security guard.

I sincerely hope that Verga is not reading this. It must feel bad knowing that all the other fans are creeped out by you.

Where is Vic Darensbourg when you need him?

Ah, yes, I see so many Aflac and Geico commercials that I accidentaly typed one instead of the other. My mistake.

stop airing that f***ing Yogi Berra Geico commercial? That sh*t has been on for three or four years now.

How about a no hitter?

I wasn't expecting him back this season. Hopefully he'll return in 08.

Nice catch, Hammer. Oh, and that was a bad call at second base. He was f***ing safe.

It is just an embarassment to watch them as of late.

Despite Gonzalez's memorable home run, I still refer to it as "Lowell Land".

MIKE LOWELL! DEEP TO LEFT! OUTTA HERE!

I am at a loss for words. This is unbelievable.

Hermida made a really nice throw, there.

Olivo really crushed that ball. Too bad he can't catch them very well.

You know, not too long ago, I was watching a segment on Baseball Tonight on "Memorable Game Six Moments of the World Series" and Beckett's shutout was not even mentioned! But, then again, who is surprised? Those tools on ESPN are morons. Especially that fat f***er John Kruk. My first Marlins game was back in 95 or 96. They were playing the Giants. Bonds was about 150 pounds or so. He really hit the gym this this past decade, eh? As for glorious Marlins moments, I was there for Game 3 and 4 of the NLDS in 2003. The Giants went ahead, and half of the stadium emptied out. Then, Pudge came up and we had that little rally. That was awesome. We need more moments like that.