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  1. MEN (AND WOMEN).... I hope you gave your left nut some needed rest and relaxation the last couple of days, iced down that nut and got some good rest like a smart solider does in between skirmishes. We accomplished and succeeded in winning battle 1. The next more important battle is just in front of us as we push deeper into enemy territory. I call upon all of this No Limit Marlins Army..... GRAB THAT FUCKING LEFT NUT (OR OVARY), TIGHTER THAN BEFORE, GET YOUR BATTLE GEAR ON. GRAB THOSE LUCKY TSHIRTS, THOSE LUCKY JERSEYS, THAT LUCKY HAT. WHATEVER YOU FUCKING NEED, GET IT. ITS TIME FOR US TO STAND PROUD. STAND LOUD. WITHOUT OUR SUPPORT ON THE FRONT LINES, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SUCCEED. GRAB ON, THAT TRAIN LEFT THE STATION LONG AGO FOR US ON THE FRONT LINES. INTO BATTLE WE GO....LOUD. PROUD. GRAB THAT FUCKING NUT (OR OVARY) AND GIVE OUT THAT PRIMAL ROAR. LET THEM KNOW FOR MILES WHO YOU ARE, WE ARE ON THE ENEMY'S FRONT STEP, SO LET THEM KNOW WE ARE THERE. LETS FUCKING PUSH INTO THIS BATTLE AND TOGETHER WE WILL EMERGE ON THE OTHER SIDE. VICTORIOUS.
  2. Congratulations Men (and Women). We have achieved success! Let that left nut (or ovary) rest up. Let's enjoy the fruit of our victories with a little bit of the good life for a bit. But be wary....we have only one a battle. The war is still staring us down in the face! But for now, exhale, ice down that left nut (or ovary)! Get a good rest, eat some good food, recharge! Let us remain at the ready for the next battle of this great War will be upon us soon, let us be ready to be on the front lines of this battle, ready to charge into enemy territory and take what is OURS! But first, we rest. At ease!
  3. (some moderator can fill in the game information) MAN YOUR FUCKING BATTLESTATIONS! ITS TIME TO PUSH THIS TEAM TOWARD VICTORY. ITS TIME FOR THE MARLINS NO LIMIT ARMY TO RISE UP AND BE READY FOR THIS GAME TODAY. LETS WIN AND LETS GIVE ZERO QUARTER. RAISE THOSE RED FLAGS OF NO MERCY TOWARD THE ENEMY AND LETS PUSH ONWARD TOWARD OUR GOALS FOR OCTOBER!
  4. why would you grab your right nut? Thats the one you need to produce heirs you fucking idiot.
  5. MARLIN FANS..... MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. THE HOUR IS DAWNING AND IS UPON US!!!! THE PLAYOFFS ARE IN OUR SIGHTS AND ITS TIME TO PUT OUR PREPARATIONS INTO PRACTICE!!!! THE MARLINS NEED THEIR NO LIMIT ARMY NOW! CAN YOU SMELL THAT IN THE AIR? THATS FALL, THAT'S THE PLAYOFFS. GRAB THAT LEFT NUT (OR OVARY) AND LET ALL KNOW THAT YOU STAND BEHIND THIS FRANCHISE AS THEY BEGIN FULLY A QUEST FOR THE GREATEST GLORY POSSIBLE. THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR FAILURE. LET US NOT LET UP UNTIL THIS BATTLE IS OVER AND THE EVEN LARGER SKIRMISH AWAITS US. LET'S FULLY PREPARE OURSELVES FOR THE MAJOR AFFIAR WITH THIS WARM UP ACT. LET'S GO!!!!
  6. I call on my army of Marlins fans to be on standby. The hour is dawning where we will once more be called to stand up for this franchise, grab that left nut (or ovary) and be ready to go No Limit for this team in leading us to October victory. Be ready for the call from above will soon tell us to charge forward, to not cease and to not give quarter. This is the moment of final preparations, the train is leaving the station soon, as the No Limit Marlins army starts to charge into enemy territory ready to vanquish our enemies, leaving a wake of destruction along the way. Be ready, be vigliant. The hour approaches.
  7. Marlins NO LIMIT Army, Prepare! We have fought off the Little Cubs (again). As you are well aware, this job is far far from done. We know how to wage this war. We have won this war, we will continue to push forward. I implore, no no no I NEED you to squeeze hold that left nut (or ovary) until it truly hurts. Squeeze 10 seconds longer at that point. Primal roar. Primal scream. Make those fucking Braves hide in fear. It is time to conjure up times of this: May our pitching greats have strike zones like that as we summon the ghost of Eric Gregg. May our hitters find stirke zones that Gerry Davis may give us! May new heroes emerge. HOLD THAT FUCKING FLANK TIGHT!!!! I implore you to push forward though. There is no looking back. Fuck what is behind us. Fuck what is ahead of us. It is about the here and now. Show your fandom. Shake your cock or shake your tits, whatever brings you that good time feeling. In 3 short wins we will get those old school beers, pop them up and feel that sting. NO FUCKING BEER GOOGLES!!!! But let's not get ahead of ourselves. We find ourselves again facing the Atlanta 'not racially insensitive' Braves in this playoff round. Look, the mighty Braves are winners of these minor skirmishes. Good for them. Let them take their accolades. Let's look at this truth. Marlins NO LIMIT Army - 1. Atlanta ' Not racially insensitive' Braves - 0. What is that scoreboard. Playoffs. The only thing that fucking counts. Win your minor 162 game skirmishes. I prefer to win wars. I prefer to lead this mother fucking NO LIMIT army into battle and emerge with my flag flying higher than any other fan. Now.... the time is upon us AGAIN. Grab that left nut (or ovary). Squeeze real hard. Don't pop it though, you must be smart. I can't have you blowing your load quite yet. For you see this is only one battle in this war. While the inferior Marlin armies are posting stupid shit like this: Seriously, who gives a flying fuck what the San Diego fucking Padres are doing. The Marlins NO LIMIT army is busy pushing forward. Doing what we know how to do. Finding those good luck charms, that old ratty tshirt, that old hat thats weathered and dirty over time. Getting out those Marlin candles, those Marlin bobbleheads, whatever works for you do it. Shake those titties or those cocks like there is no tomorrow. I can only have victory. I can only focus on winning and vanquishing our opponent. Grab that mother fucking left nut (or ovary) squeeze it til it hurts. Playtime is over. The train is pushing down the track, gaining steam, gaining momentum, gaining speed. The time to hop on board is past. This is a runaway fucking Army. Let's go get this one boys (and girls). Victory will be ours. Let's get images of this again v these fucking Braves again.
  8. Marlin Fans, It is time. The time is upon us. Playoff season is upon us. Its time to grab that left nut (or ovary) and let out the most primal scream that you have ever let out. We have done this before. We will do it again. I have called upon troops to get ready for this time. I have called for preparation of this season. That time is upon us. We have been in this fight before. We have conquered the battlefield before. When we have been called upon to battle in the past we have risen victorious. This is the real NO LIMIT Marlins Army. I need you to be ready for battle. Grab that good luck charm, that old tattered shirt or jersey, that ratty old hat. Burn your Ivan Rodriguez candles again, put on the face of Miguel Rojas if you need to in order to burn that candle. Get your rosary beads if you do that, be ready. Its NO LIMIT time. Its time to grab that left nut (or ovary) hard. Its time to get your shit together. It's time to not look back. We are there now. We are ready to roll. The train left the station. I implore you to be passionate. I implore you to be primal. I implore you to not give a fuck about anyone less. I implore you to go NO LIMIT. We are the original fucking platoon of this fan base. Don't let these new imposters confuse you. While these lesser inferior armies are sending out shit like: The Marlins NO LIMIT Army are putting on that eye black, grabbing and squeezing that left nut (or ovary) and preparing for battle. This is no joke. We know how to make this happen and I implore you to fight hard, cheer harder and let all know where you stand. There is no looking back, only looking forward. The time is upon us soldiers. NO LIMIT is upon us. I need you at your best. I need you to get it all done. I need you to be passionate. I need you to fight. Its battle season and no battle season has ever been more open. Its time to slay some Cubs. Leave them behind in our wake and push forward NO LIMIT style. No quarter. No mercy. Fight. Push. Conquer. Nothing but victory is acceptable. Grab and squeeze that nut (or ovary) until it hurts, until you feel like its going to burst in your hands because who cares about the past. Its about today and the battle on our hands. Looking to tomorrow is a sucker's game. I need you TODAY. The NO LIMIT Army needs you TODAY. Let's go.
  9. MAN YOUR FUCKING BATTLESTATIONS! MAN YOUR FUCKING BATTLESTATIONS. The time is upon us men (and women). If you have been grabbing that left nut (or ovary) already as a true fan and as a part of this NO LIMIT Army of Marlin fans, I thank you for your loyalty and service. I need you to keep grabbing that left nut (or ovary), just a little harder now. You see, its do or die time. It's the time that will determine if we have a chance to take this battle field or if we will go down fighting like a champion! If you have not been all aboard, this is just about the last stop on this train to hop aboard and be a part of the NO LIMIT Marlins army. I need you to grab that fucking left nut (or ovary), let out that fucking primal growl, the one that comes from deep deep down inside your body and let all know who you stand for. Let people know you will not go down. Let people know you intend to be here at the end of the day, waving that flag high as you look out over the battlefield at the fallen armies laid in your haste. I need, and I implore you to get in and get on. The final battles approach us and we must be mindful of time as it is running short. Give it all you have, no holding back. For you see Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood (and womanhood) and is the essence of being part of this Marlins NO LIMIT ARMY! Its NO LIMIT time. It's time to charge to our destiny!!!! How bout you!
  10. The fact there are only 6 likes to my post is embarrassing and pathetic. The final battle will not go our way with maggots like so many of you around here refusing to go NO LIMIT in the pursuit of this war. Its time to nut up and show everyone what side of the tracks you are on. The train is leaving the station and you need to get your ass on the train and you need to get on it NOW. Damn maggots go hang with the swine if you refuse to stand behind and rise up for battle.
  11. Gentlemen (and Ladies), The battle has not stopped, the field is not cleared yet and our flag is not the one flying high (yet). I implore all of you to saddle up and be prepared for this long and courageous fight. We must continue to go No Limit, your support on this quest for the playoffs is needed and appreciated. Look at what going No Limit has done, our spot in the tournament looks secure, but by no means is it safe! We must continue to pursue the enemy, cheer on this young, scrappy, hungry team and push them into the playoffs! In times like these, we have to look at what we know. What we know is that deep down we have the knowledge of finishing a war is like. Let's rekindle those emotions, grab that left nut (or ovary) as each skirmish wages on and don't let up. As we deeper into the trenches, it will be time to squeeze a little harder, let out a deeper primal roar. Find that good luck charm. Wear that old hat, that ratty tshirt, that special bobblehead, those rosary beads, whatever it is, use it. They still exist. They have worked before. They will work again. The Fight is only beginning gentlemen (and ladies). I cannot have you back off as of yet. I cannot have you let off the gas. I need you to push harder. Make this team feel like fans are in the ballpark from afar. Watch those games, break the ratings machines. It's time to show the world what this No Limit Army is capable of once again. We have been dormant for far too long. It is time to rectify that situation. Saddle up. Nut up. Grab that left nut (or ovary) and let's keep on fighting this fight. Let's see if we can taste that sweet taste of victory yet again, smell that sweet smell of the battlefield after you are victorious. Are you with me?
  12. Surely this is not all the troops I have to lead this army into battle to take this crown is it? Its time to nut up boys (and girls). It's time to fight for what you desire. Its time to put all your heart and soul into a unified mission. The time is now. No Limit Boys (and girls). No Limit.
  13. No. This is battle where we are the aggressor.. This is saddling up and heading into town looking for that pennant. Not a defense of anything, instead we are the aggressor. We are coming into town and taking what we seek. We are ripping the hopes and dreams from the armies we conquer along the way until we are left on the battlefield, waving our flag proudly over our vanquished opponents.
  14. Sounds like you have an issue following direction. You will just have to grab that left nut and hope for the best son. Times like these call for our soldiers to be unified in battle. Cannot have any that do not follow direction as that will lead us down a path of failure. Grab that left nut son and give it a big ole squeeze.
  15. Its been a long time coming gentlemen and ladies. It is September and we are in the playoff race. I know some of you are unaware of how things work, but let me give you a primer: It is nearly playoff season. The Marlins are in the thick of the hunt. The time is upon us to go No Limit for the Marlins in our quest for Pennant #3, World Series trophy #3. It's time to put aside all our differences, put aside all the bullshit and the infighting and unite for a common cause. You MUST go NO LIMIT in your support of the Marlins basball team. Grab your good luck charms, grab your old dingy hats, your old dingy jerseys, or tshirts. Dust them off. Put that sweat stained or beer stained 2003 championship gear on and saddle up boys (and girls). I implore you.... grab your left nut (or your left ovary) and let out a primal scream. There is no looking back. The train is leaving the station and I need all Marlin fans on this train, I NEED the Marlins No LImit Army to be ready to roll as we move into October and do what only we can do. Be victorious. Unlike any other franchise, October means victory. October means conquest. It is time boys and girls. It has been a long time coming. Grab that nut (or ovary) as hard as you can, squeeze until it hurts, and let out that primal yell in support of this baseball club. Its No Limit time. It's Go Time!
  16. Alright Maggots! The 2016 season is upon us. I demand all loyal Marlin fans to unite. It appears new leadership is here. New leadership on this site and in the Marlins dugout. Its time for us all to grab our right nut, scream in pleasure as we pledge our allegiance to this team. Give our everything as we embark on this season. There is only one goal, that is to win. Anything less is unacceptable. I need you, no I demand you to grab your right nut, scream ugggh! It's not pain you are feeling. You are feeling the pleasure from devotion to your team and to your cause. Here is to 2016. Long live the Marlins. Long live this great community!!
  17. 1) Grab your left nut and say Marlins. 2) No Limit Marlins Army = Victory 3) 2009 = The Return to October.
  18. People are down. People are saying its over. What is it that is over? What is done? Our playoff chances? Hardly. I stand before you today, telling you people one thing. The war is just beginning. The skirmishes to this point have been minor. They have been small campaigns. The major campaigns are still to come. The time is approaching. Its time for the real fans to stand up. Push the bandwagon to the side, and carry this train. Is this race run? No. If you are a fan, a real fan, a true believing fan, I need you now. I need you to show your force. We have to go all out. We cannot back down. We cannot let the enemy see our weakness, we must exploit the enemies' weaknesses. And believe me, the enemy has plenty of weaknesses. So now, to all my army, to the entire No Limit Marlins army, its time. Its time to grab your left nut and yell out, yell out that we will not back down, we will not quit, we will not be defeated. There may be times when things look grim as they do now. But believe you me, the enemy will know that its not done until we are slayed. And we will not be slayed. So grab yoru left nut, grunt loud! Tell the world that you are all in, that you are a proud member of this legion of fans. (And if you dont have a left or right nut, grab your left ovary) I'll see you on the battlefield.
  19. Man your battlestations. The enemy is upon us. The ENEMY IS UPON US NOW!!!! Here we sit, 1 game over .500 and we are in a precarious position. We are right there in this playoff hunt, we are on the cusp of history, but we cannot do it alone. We cannot do it by ourselves, we need this army to help lead us once more to the promised land. We have a rich history, we have a glorious history. This army has helped lead this team to the top of the mountain and conquor the other armies before and we will do it again. I urge you people to man your battlestations, hop on board for the hoards that will be joining us, be the leaders yet again in this army of greatness. Grab that left nut and say ugh! If you dont have a nut, then grab that left ovary and also say ugh! We need you to be the frontline of this army, to be the ones that hold the flag and lead the charge. I need you, we need you, be my soliders. The time is now. Let's win this battle and win this damn WAR!
  20. The basic premise of this post is fine... But this wannabe gangsta Masta P "No Limit" stuff is kind of sickening and makes me think that you are perhaps Randy Messenger trying to make us all forget about how terrible you are at throwing strikes. If I was a Master P wannabe, I wouldnt be talking in the tone I am, and wouldnt have the history around here that I do. This isnt about some type of hip hop crap or whatever it is, its about manning your battle stations for the war that is the quest for the playoffs.
  21. heh... he appears after we go on a run typical What do you want kid? My first appearance of the year in June? Its August, its time to prepare for the stretch run. Why rally my troops earlier? But I don't have left nut. *feels left out* Grab your left ovary then.
  22. Now that August is upon us its time to look at reality in the mirror. Before this season started, we were left for dead. All of the baseball world laughed at us from the casual fan to a great majority of analysts. We proved all of these doubters right in the very beginning, justifying the lack of attendance in our stadium. But something funny happened along the way. We realized that we can compete and win. We are one of the better teams in all of baseball recently, call it a 'typical Marlin rally' But now its time to look at things as they are. Its time to stand up strong and let everyone know that you are a Marlin fan. Its time to go No Limit once more. We can make some noise in this playoff race. Here we stand 1 August and we sit 5 games out of a playoff spot. We can do this easily. So its time to stand up for your team. Its time to grab your left nut and yell out who you support, time to man your battle stations for the playoffs are coming. We can only do this as a unified army against the evil that is the National League. You are either with us or against us. Welcome the doubters, the bandwagoners back, they will be needed, but all of you on the front lines, you are most appreciated and will help lead us into the greatest of all victories, the most amazing and shocking of all events. Its time to do it. No Limit Style.
  23. Now is the time for the real fans to get on and the pretenders to get off. I think the line has been drawn in the sand. The real fans are still behind this team, the pretenders are gone. Its going to be a nice ride with this army of the true believers. You know there comes a time in every battle where things look grim. Do you know what determines the victor? Its guile. Its determinidation. Its belief that you can get the job done, that you will emerge as the victor. If you don't have this, then you just cannot win. I think there are many fans that have forgotten these principles. Sure today was rough, all wars have a few rough spots along the way. But we will recover. We will bounce back, you just have to put your head down and get to work. Know why? Because thats what winners do. That's what the great armies of this world have done and will always do. They all share this killer instinct. So that begs the question. Are you a true believer? Or do you step off when things look grim and the odds are against you? I think I speak for all believers. Its time grab that left nut. Its time to yell out and grunt loudly that you believe, that you will win. And for you ladies just grab an ovary and do the same. We the Marlins No Limit Army will lead this team to victory. When the pretender fans return, they will know in their hearts that they are not real fans, they will know that they are simply riding the wave of the dedicated fans of the dedicated players. Victory will be ours. Victory shall be great, it shall be glorious, it shall be amazing. The sky will light up like the Fourth of July upon our victory. May our bats be mighty, our gloves be soft and our arms be powerful.
  24. All I am seeing here is constant whining. Constant bickering. Constant blame. When I called upon the real fans a couple of years back it was as no limit. I can't believe I am having to do this in April. You are either a Marlins fan or you are not a Marlins fan. You are either with us or against us. This bickering and various bulls*** divides us. An army can only be as strong as its weakest link. There are way too many weak links around here. Its time to re enlist for the No Limit Marlins Army. This is not time to complain about every damn loss. Its time to commit yourself to this team for the long run. Realize that the season does not end on April 30. It ends sometime in late October. Its No Limit Time. Grab your left nut and say 'UGGGGGGHHHHH' Yell out and support this team. We are in it together. Put your damn teal on and lets root this team on for victory after victory. We are going to lose some games, thats how this sport works. So get your f***ing panties out of your slit. Again, if you are part of the No Limit Marlins Army, grab your left nut and express your loyalty. Enough of this bulls***. Let's do this together. No Limit Style.
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