September 21, 20205 yr MAN YOUR FUCKING BATTLESTATIONS! MAN YOUR FUCKING BATTLESTATIONS. The time is upon us men (and women). If you have been grabbing that left nut (or ovary) already as a true fan and as a part of this NO LIMIT Army of Marlin fans, I thank you for your loyalty and service. I need you to keep grabbing that left nut (or ovary), just a little harder now. You see, its do or die time. It's the time that will determine if we have a chance to take this battle field or if we will go down fighting like a champion! If you have not been all aboard, this is just about the last stop on this train to hop aboard and be a part of the NO LIMIT Marlins army. I need you to grab that fucking left nut (or ovary), let out that fucking primal growl, the one that comes from deep deep down inside your body and let all know who you stand for. Let people know you will not go down. Let people know you intend to be here at the end of the day, waving that flag high as you look out over the battlefield at the fallen armies laid in your haste. I need, and I implore you to get in and get on. The final battles approach us and we must be mindful of time as it is running short. Give it all you have, no holding back. For you see Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood (and womanhood) and is the essence of being part of this Marlins NO LIMIT ARMY! Its NO LIMIT time. It's time to charge to our destiny!!!! How bout you!
September 21, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, marlinsmaniac said: GET NAKED!!!! Much easier to grab your left nut when you're naked!
September 21, 20205 yr 51 minutes ago, SonOfJack said: Much easier to grab your left nut when you're naked!
September 22, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, SonOfJack said: Much easier to grab your left nut when you're naked! And if we're both naked you can grab my right nut too!
September 22, 20205 yr Just had a funny thought. It would be hilarious if we found out that @No Limit Marlins Commander was an active Marlins player making these posts lmao. Like, I dunno, Chad Wallach or maybe Kintzler? Haha
September 22, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, SilverBullet said: Just had a funny thought. It would be hilarious if we found out that @No Limit Marlins Commander was an active Marlins player making these posts lmao. Like, I dunno, Chad Wallach or maybe Kintzler? Haha Jeff Conine. Look at join date.
September 25, 20205 yr On 9/21/2020 at 7:37 PM, SilverBullet said: Just had a funny thought. It would be hilarious if we found out that @No Limit Marlins Commander was an active Marlins player making these posts lmao. Like, I dunno, Chad Wallach or maybe Kintzler? Haha Speaking of that, do you guys think that anyone important reads and/or posts on this Forum?* *I know we are all important in our own ways.. I mean like someone directly connected to the Marlins like a player/coach/Marlins sports reporter?
September 25, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, SirFishFan said: Speaking of that, do you guys think that anyone important reads and/or posts on this Forum?* *I know we are all important in our own ways.. I mean like someone directly connected to the Marlins like a player/coach/Marlins sports reporter? It has been confirmed on a few people, yes, but for privacy we won't say who. ❤️
September 25, 20205 yr 54 minutes ago, SirFishFan said: Speaking of that, do you guys think that anyone important reads and/or posts on this Forum?* *I know we are all important in our own ways.. I mean like someone directly connected to the Marlins like a player/coach/Marlins sports reporter? I'll confirm Glenn Geffner as he introduced himself when he posted on here last year and he commended us for our fandom... except for Das of course.
September 25, 20205 yr 17 minutes ago, SilverBullet said: I'll confirm Glenn Geffner as he introduced himself when he posted on here last year and he commended us for our fandom... except for Das of course. Did he specifically say “except for Das”? Because I love him even more then.
September 25, 20205 yr Didn't Riddles mom post here, some years ago? I had an exchange with a poster the year we traded for Rodney, he seemed so defensive, in the back of my mind I thought it was David Samson lol.
September 25, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, jeffreysfishfry said: Didn't Riddles mom post here, some years ago? Lmao I remember that one, that shit was funny.
September 25, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Michael said: It has been confirmed on a few people, yes, but for privacy we won't say who. ❤️ I... I thought we were all Marlins employees here. I mean, how else do you explain how there's more than 16 users?
September 25, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, Photo-Realistic Billy said: I... I thought we were all Marlins employees here. I mean, how else do you explain how there's more than 16 users? Massive dongs.
September 26, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, SilverBullet said: I'll confirm Glenn Geffner as he introduced himself when he posted on here last year and he commended us for our fandom... except for Das of course. I hope he fucking said that. Mad props if he did.
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