Its been a long time coming gentlemen and ladies.  It is September and we are in the playoff race.  I know some of you are unaware of how things work, but let me give you a primer:

 

It is nearly playoff season.  The Marlins are in the thick of the hunt.  

The time is upon us to go No Limit for the Marlins in our quest for Pennant #3, World Series trophy #3.  

It's time to put aside all our differences, put aside all the bullshit and the infighting and unite for a common cause.

You MUST go NO LIMIT in your support of the Marlins basball team.

Grab your good luck charms, grab your old dingy hats, your old dingy jerseys, or tshirts.  Dust them off.  Put that sweat stained or beer stained 2003 championship gear on and saddle up boys (and girls).

I implore you.... grab your left nut (or your left ovary) and let out a primal scream.  There is no looking back.  The train is leaving the station and I need all Marlin fans on this train, I NEED the Marlins No LImit Army to be ready to roll as we move into October and do what only we can do.  Be victorious.  Unlike any other franchise, October means victory.  October means conquest.

It is time boys and girls.  It has been a long time coming.

Grab that nut (or ovary) as hard as you can, squeeze until it hurts, and let out that primal yell in support of this baseball club.  

Its No Limit time.  It's Go Time!

WE'RE ALL READY TO GO

lmao this guy last posted 4 years ago and before that his last post was 8 years before that lmao wow

7 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

lmao this guy last posted 4 years ago and before that his last post was 8 years before that lmao wow

He picks his spots. 

Maybe he's Larry?

is that trump wearing a helmet in WWII ?

7 minutes ago, el_gmac said:

is that trump wearing a helmet in WWII ?

Nah, that looks like an American helmet.

Fun character returning.  Its refreshing to see the Marlins be buyers at the deadline.  I remember this guy from when the Marlins were good.  

Next thing you are going to tell me is Ramp is coming back here.  Fuck me.  Or Accord.  Or Spike.  Or Miri.  Or who the fuck knows who else I'm forgetting.

7 minutes ago, Das Texan said:

Fun character returning.  Its refreshing to see the Marlins be buyers at the deadline.  I remember this guy from when the Marlins were good.  

Next thing you are going to tell me is Ramp is coming back here.  Fuck me.  Or Accord.  Or Spike.  Or Miri.  Or who the fuck knows who else I'm forgetting.

Bring back Shenanigans to start game threads.

Just now, Michael said:

Bring back Shenanigans to start game threads.

Only after CapeFish does one.

Just now, Das Texan said:

Only after CapeFish does one.

He stops by occasionally 

@No Limit Marlins CommanderI grabbed my right nut instead by mistake, what happens now?

Is this sparta?

16 hours ago, SonOfJack said:

@No Limit Marlins CommanderI grabbed my right nut instead by mistake, what happens now?

I'm curious how did you make this mistake?

8 minutes ago, SilverBullet said:

I'm curious how did you make this mistake?

I was looking in a mirror while doing it

From MLB.com... nice to read positive words about us...

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To watch this team is to fall in love with baseball all over again. They’re wildly entertaining. They throw hard, run the bases like wild men and line up hard-throwing kid pitchers. Yes, they’re a bit offensively challenged, but the acquisition of Starling Marte should help that. Miami may be the most dangerous kind of postseason team, and it’s so much fun to type those words. That is, the Marlins don’t know what they don’t know. Want to grab a bat and stand in the box against Pablo López? (Answer: You don’t)

 

 

On 9/1/2020 at 5:54 PM, SonOfJack said:

@No Limit Marlins CommanderI grabbed my right nut instead by mistake, what happens now?

Sounds like you have an issue following direction.  You will just have to grab that left nut and hope for the best son.  Times like these call for our soldiers to be unified in battle.  Cannot have any that do not follow direction as that will lead us down a path of failure.  

Grab that left nut son and give it a big ole squeeze.

On 9/1/2020 at 6:05 PM, CoastieMike said:

Is this sparta?

No.  This is battle where we are the aggressor..  This is saddling up and heading into town looking for that pennant.  Not a defense of anything, instead we are the aggressor.  We are coming into town and taking what we seek.  We are ripping the hopes and dreams from the armies we conquer along the way until we are left on the battlefield, waving our flag proudly over our vanquished opponents.