Everything posted by Jerko
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Most Annoying Commercials
A Focus and a Dell, a Focus and a Dell................... I never thought I'd miss the old "Dell dude"
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Olsen Twins sue Acclaim
I'm not saying the Olsen twins are wrong with that lawsuit, but I still wonder if you give one of em a good smack if the other one would feel it too.
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Not a Happy Camper
She either just got grounded for a month or just got finished arguing with a Cub fan.
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Hottest national TV news woman?
Kiran hands down... How about Kiran pants down? :whistle And I'm proud of you all for the fact that Ashleigh Banfield has zero votes!
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Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done
There were many so I can break them down by stages of life I guess. Little kid = played baseball in the dark waiting for the park lights to come on and got hit in the face with a high fly ball to left Grammar school = cheated on a test on a day I had a cold and when the teacher saw my kleenex and asked what it was, I showed it to her; knocking my test off my desk and revealing the real cheat sheet I had under it High school - got drunk on the bus to school celebrating "Hash Wednesday". I got in the least trouble though because everone else did pot and I just got hammered. Bar days - went home with a blonde bartender who was engaged at the time and had to muster it up with pictures of her and her fiancee all over the place Sporting events - chased the LA Raider bus down Michigan avenue in Chicago after they lost to the lowly Bears and threw rocks at it. And the all time dumbest thing I ever did; I got into an arguement about baseball with a Cub fan. It's like talking to a wall; a really really dumb wall.
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The Truth Behind Barbie and Ken's Breakup
Didn't Ken bail on Barbie years ago when GI Joe came out with his Kung-Fu grip?
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True Story
Guess who got in bigger trouble for that too? Not the burglars I bet.
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Who do you look like?
Christopher Moltisanti. I don't think I do but no matter where I go someone is always callin me Christopher. Maybe I should whack them.
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Girl raped at Lauderhill school by two 4th graders
Gee, it's getting to the point where it looks like parents are gonna have to sit through grammar school twice; once when they were kids and once WITH their kids to make sure nobody gets raped, kidnapped, or murdered. I don't know; when I was in grammar school I was AFRAID of my teachers and would not even think about even talking out of turn, let alone raping somebody. I'd get the ruler for laughing in class and these kids are raping people?!?! What an outrage. :banghead
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100 Most Annoying Things of 2003
I think Bennifer should have been at least in the top 10.
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For us Hockey Fans
Just hope Comrie (if the deal goes through) does not have as much "rink rust" as Gaborik had after he ended his holdout, which was a while back now. I think he only has 3 goals.
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Post Your Picture Thread
If she's Santa I've been very bad this year.
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THE REAL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
I see a few people are using the argument that since OU did not win their conference, they should not be the champions. Well, isn't this a Marlin web site? Did the Marlins win their division? NO! Can't use that argument.
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Britney Spears vs Angelina Jolie
Would Britney's a** even jiggle if she jumped up and down? You can bounce a quarter off that thing!
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Barry Kiss your 45+ HR Season Goodbye
Nice penalties though; you have to get caught like 5 times and then you get a fine and a time out. Suspend these CHEATERS for half a year and see how fast it gets cleaned up.
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KFC or Popeye's?
well since pam anderson says KFC is too mean to their chickens, I guess I pick KFC!!!!!!! What does she want them to do, serve them live? Bimbo.
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People are so stupid....
Kids these days need a good beating.
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Who feels worse?
The Cubs fans don't feel bad about losing. They're already looking for the wintertime chic thing to do and have already forgotten about baseball, whereas Yankee fans actually feel bad when they lose.
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Oy vey.....
marlins in 4, 5, 6, or 7. A lot of Cub 'fans' I've overheard (I try not to talk to them) said stuff like when they were playing Atlanta "We'll sweep this series in 4 games" (best of 5) and when they took a 2-1 lead last Friday over the Marlins some idiot said "That's it Cubbies, ONE MORE!" So, Cub 'fans' think the first round is best of 7 and the 2nd round is best of 5 that's how smart they are. That's why when I saw "Marlins in 4,5,6, or 7 I found it funny because a Cubs fan can't even get THAT right!
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More Cubs postmortum
The best thing about the Cubs losing (aside from the fact that Sammy is upset) is the fact that their entire fanbase got spanked and sent to their rooms until next April. Look at it this way, if you think it's too long of a wait between the World Series and opening day, just think it will only be 5 short months until we have to deal with these idiots again.
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i love this flubbie post
Well, I tried to be clean and spell morning Mourning, as in Wood crying all night, but hey, morning wood works for me.
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Halloween
A lot of people in Chicago want to go as the interfering foul ball fan from game 6! That is a riot! They better watch it though, if the costume looks too authentic they might get their butts beat!
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i love this flubbie post
All I can say it THANKS to the Marlins for knocking these know nothing, cheating tolerating, holier than though jerkoffs out of the playoffs. As Hawk Harrelson would say, THEY GONE! I just can't say that enough tonight. I WILL bring my Marlins hat to work tomorrow too! Not that any of the cub fans will be there, they'll all be mourning Wood.