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If you were going to be on a stranded island...

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It can only be TWO things....not one....not three....but two.

 

I would take my boyfriend with me and a TV so I can watch the Marlins. :)

I would take a magic lamp and blueprints.

 

Then I would rub the lamp, bring out the genie, wish for the resort that is designed on my blueprints, wish for a plane to fly home, and then wish for 3.5 million dollars to get my resort running.

 

I would then be rich.

 

I'm so resourceful!

It can only be TWO things....not one....not three....but two.

 

I would take my boyfriend with me and a TV so I can watch the Marlins. :)

what if you and your boyfriend broke up, or had some sort of falling out? Then you'd be SOL.

It can only be TWO things....not one....not three....but two.

 

I would take my boyfriend with me and a TV so I can watch the Marlins. :)

what if you and your boyfriend broke up, or had some sort of falling out? Then you'd be SOL. Yeah, plus what if you can't pick up the Marlins games on this desolate island. Or even worse, your electrical outlet to sand dune converter fails to operate.

 

This is why you need a genie in a lamp.

you're on a desert island dude, out of the sake of biological urges you'll stick together.

naw, they'd probably hump like rabbits...but just to pass time. They could grow sick of each other...i mean, they havent been together that long...i bet you could find out some pretty gross habits real fast.

you're on a desert island dude, out of the sake of biological urges you'll stick together.

naw, they'd probably hump like rabbits...but just to pass time. They could grow sick of each other...i mean, they havent been together that long...i bet you could find out some pretty gross habits real fast. Plus, if you're stuck on a stranded island, you're eventually going to run out of food and then...well, it's kill or be killed. :plain

i would bring a volleyball, and maybe name him Wilson b/c he'd be a Wilson brand volleyball, get the connection? I'm so original it hurts.

some fishing line and chewing gum

 

im like mcgyver, id figure something out with that stuff

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what if you and your boyfriend broke up, or had some sort of falling out? Then you'd be SOL.

I'll just throw him in the water when he pisses me off. :p

(JK...Max)

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Yeah, plus what if you can't pick up the Marlins games on this desolate island. Or even worse, your electrical outlet to sand dune converter fails to operate.

 

This is why you need a genie in a lamp.

It's my fantasy world....of course I can get Marlins games. ;)

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you're on a desert island dude, out of the sake of biological urges you'll stick together.

naw, they'd probably hump like rabbits...but just to pass time. They could grow sick of each other...i mean, they havent been together that long...i bet you could find out some pretty gross habits real fast. Plus, if you're stuck on a stranded island, you're eventually going to run out of food and then...well, it's kill or be killed. :plain I'll build a little raft and learn some fishing skills. I hate fish but when ya gotta eat ya gotta eat. Plus, there will be fruit around the island. :)

A bullet and a gun.

that's awfully negative.

 

How about two really fine chicks? That's beats a bullet and a gun.

 

Okay guys, I apologize, but the whole desert island thing gets me going.

a swimsuit model and condoms

 

 

dont want little ones running around and ill be damned if ill believe "im on the pill"

^^ haha

 

I'd bring

 

1. laptop

2. Fine guy w/ a nice body and someone I could put up with forever

 

Yupp :)

2. Fine guy w/ a nice body and someone I could put up with forever

MORDI!

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