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I was talking with one of my friends and this came up. Which of these things would you take in exchange for the marlins not exisiting...

 

 

would you rather have:

1. $30,000 or the Marlins?

2. Alcohol or the Marlins (could never drink again if you choose marlins)?

3. Any woman (or man if its a girl answering, well I guess it doesnt have to be...) you choose a night for a whole year or the Marlins?

 

 

1. 30,000

2. Alcohol

3. women

I'll take any of those over the Marlins. I never get to see them anyway. To me they're just a clip on Baseball Tonight and boxscores.

 

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Do you mean to own the Marlins? Or just to root for them...I think it is pretty obvious that the best choice is to own the Marlins. You will easily make $30K off of them, alcohol is a means to loosen up and meet women (and when you own a baseball team, you shouldnt have a problem impressing the ladies) which then brings us to the last question - and owning the Marlins should help with that scenario too. :thumbup

Do you mean to own the Marlins? Or just to root for them...I think it is pretty obvious that the best choice is to own the Marlins. You will easily make $30K off of them, alcohol is a means to loosen up and meet women (and when you own a baseball team, you shouldnt have a problem impressing the ladies) which then brings us to the last question - and owning the Marlins should help with that scenario too. thumbup.gif

 

I think he means having the Marlins around period.

 

1.30,000

2.marlins

3.marlins

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Same here, I'll take the cash, but the other two aren't that big a deal for me.

Do you mean to own the Marlins? Or just to root for them...I think it is pretty obvious that the best choice is to own the Marlins. You will easily make $30K off of them, alcohol is a means to loosen up and meet women (and when you own a baseball team, you shouldnt have a problem impressing the ladies) which then brings us to the last question - and owning the Marlins should help with that scenario too. :thumbup

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I think it was "would you rather have the marlins EXIST OR ......."

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Ya its one or the other. Do you want 30,000 inexchange for the marlins not existing. Hey for 30,000 I am sure I could find another team to cheer for.

 

I also need my beer man. I couldnt go the rest of my life without beer...

1. 30,000

2. Alcohol

3. women

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You're a real die-hard fan huh.

 

1) Marlins - Mabye for 300k, but definitely not 30k.

2) Marlins - I don't even drink, so obviously the Marlins.

3) Marlins - The women thing only lasts for 1 year, the Marlins last a lifetime.

1. $30,000

2. Alcohol (I'd choose that over a million damn bucks how you started it)

3. Jessica Alba

 

Hell, I'd get rid of the NFL, NBA and MLB for any of the above. :thumbup

 

Now if you change the conversation to my University and the big 3 college sports compared to those three things, well, I'd go into a nervous break down choosing between #2/3 and FSU! :o

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I like the marlins, but for 30,000 I am sure i could find another team. The beer one is actually worth more than 30,000 because most people run up absurd beer tabs.

 

 

For those of you who said you wouldnt take the money, I am sure if I put out 50,000 in cash right in front of you, I am sure you would say who are the marlins?

For those of you who said you wouldnt take the money, I am sure if I put out 50,000 in cash right in front of you, I am sure you would say who are the marlins?

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Add another zero onto that, and yeah...

1. 30,000

2. Alcohol

3. women

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You're a real die-hard fan huh.

 

1) Marlins - Mabye for 300k, but definitely not 30k.

2) Marlins - I don't even drink, so obviously the Marlins.

3) Marlins - The women thing only lasts for 1 year, the Marlins last a lifetime.

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awesome post man!!! i 100% agree with you

1) Marlins - Mabye for 300k, but definitely not 30k.

2) Marlins - I don't even drink, so obviously the Marlins.

3) Marlins - The women thing only lasts for 1 year, the Marlins last a lifetime.

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Oh come on, any woman you want on the planet on any given night for a full year?

 

If you put a monetary value on that, that service would easily be worth a lot more than $300k.

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