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We've got a gay guy that only knows the "outdoors" through Abercrombie catalogs and Pottery Barn furniture and we've got a badass he-man that resembles Chuck Norris. This is obviously the old school Brawny man.

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not even close, the old one. I want my brawny man chopping down trees and doing manley things with power tools and spitting on girly men and drinking Black coffee, actually scratch that, he's to busy being manley to drink coffee, he just eats the grounded coffee, Not a business man who prolly drinks expresso and shops at Abercrombie and fitch.

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Any one who doesn't see that the one with the mustache would dominate in somewhere around 25 seconds is a fool.

 

I mean, looks at the guys.

 

The guy on the left is clearly a bad ass, the kind of guy who stalks children for fun.

 

The guy on the right is just a fairy.

 

 

I've been waiting 5 months for this topic and it finally came! And yes, this was the best comeback post of all-time. I'll be picking up my award at the desk later.

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Any one who doesn't see that the one with the mustache would dominate in somewhere around 25 seconds is a fool.

 

I mean, looks at the guys.

 

The guy on the left is clearly a bad ass, the kind of guy who stalks children for fun.

 

The guy on the right is just a fairy.

 

 

And yes, this was the best comeback post of all-time. I'll be picking up my award at the desk later.

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Welcome Back.

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Any one who doesn't see that the one with the mustache would dominate in somewhere around 25 seconds is a fool.

 

I mean, looks at the guys.

 

The guy on the left is clearly a bad ass, the kind of guy who stalks children for fun.

 

The guy on the right is just a fairy.

 

 

And yes, this was the best comeback post of all-time. I'll be picking up my award at the desk later.

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Welcome Back.

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Ditto. :)

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Any one who doesn't see that the one with the mustache would dominate in somewhere around 25 seconds is a fool.

 

I mean, looks at the guys.

 

The guy on the left is clearly a bad ass, the kind of guy who stalks children for fun.

 

The guy on the right is just a fairy.

 

 

I've been waiting 5 months for this topic and it finally came! And yes, this was the best comeback post of all-time. I'll be picking up my award at the desk later.

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*creams pants*

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Guest Fritz

Any one who doesn't see that the one with the mustache would dominate in somewhere around 25 seconds is a fool.

 

I mean, looks at the guys.

 

The guy on the left is clearly a bad ass, the kind of guy who stalks children for fun.

 

The guy on the right is just a fairy.

 

 

I've been waiting 5 months for this topic and it finally came! And yes, this was the best comeback post of all-time. I'll be picking up my award at the desk later.

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:notworthy Hugg :notworthy

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For those wondering, I've been backpacking the Himalayas for the last 6 months, looking for the meaning of life.

 

Which, believe it or not, turned out to be Chipotle burritos.

 

Who knew?

 

 

And to tie this all in...Old Brawny man could eat 3 of those things in one sitting. New Brawny man is like eewwwww burritos as he walks off in his sandals with socks on.

 

 

Oh, and thanks all for the kind greetings! *waves*

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Huggowned, the man has returned.

 

Welcome back, even though now my rate of being owned per week will double :( .

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Double!? You underestimate me, my good man.

 

If owning you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

Especially now that I know that you side with New Brawny Man.

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Huggowned, the man has returned.

 

Welcome back, even though now my rate of being owned per week will double :( .

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Double!? You underestimate me, my good man.

 

If owning you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

 

Especially now that I know that you side with New Brawny Man.

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Another fact people are ignoring. The old Brawny Man is OLD.......the new one is probably quicker on his feet, so he could make a run for that Hummer and plow over the old one before he even gets out of the street.

 

And double was a conservative estimate, for the first time in months, there may be consequences when I say stupid stuff on here :lol .

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pffft...Old Brawny Man doesn't age.

 

Who doesn't know that?

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Exactly. Besides, while Old Brawny Man was staying in shape cutting down trees for his paper towels, New Brawny Man was decorating his home with that creepy gay man from Interior Motives.

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