Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

 

 

since i had nothing better to do, i thought i'd start a fake chat parodying random marlinsbaseball.com personalities.

 

if you see your name here, don't worry; it's all in jest. i wouldn't parody you unless i liked you.

 

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Part 1: Steroids

 

sheff#1: bonds = teh evil

 

BDiddy-JRich-Murphy: You have no proof. Sheff admitted to taking steroids.

 

sheff#1: he TOOK A CREAM for his knee u idiot, unlike ur boy bonds.

 

Marlins_Giants: Sheesh, people...get over it. Steroids are so yesterday.

 

Craig: Have you seen how big he's gotten? Bonds looks like a cartoon character! :lol

 

BDiddy-JRich-Murphy: You have no proof.

 

BenderRobot: Oh boy, cartoons! I like cartoons almost as much as I like Michael Jackson!

 

MiRi: Speaking of cartoon characters, I love Tinker Bell. She's so pretty.

 

The Passion: I bet Adriana Lima could take her in a babe tournament.

 

Fritz: *masturbates and dies* :mischief

 

Maverick: :ramp

 

Hollyberry: Time for a Quizzie! :thumbup Coke or Pepsi?

 

DetroitWhat: Pepsi

 

Hollyberry: Hi Mark!

 

George Walker Bush: coke

 

CFDodgeMarlin40: Cheerwine!!! :elefant :balloons

 

Hollyberry: Hi Kenneth!

 

playattheplate: coca-cohollyla classic :cool

 

Hollyberry: :o

 

Accord: BREAKING NEWS!!!! I CHOOSE PEPSI! Oh, and Rich Waltz SUCKS!

 

catchoftheday: no, america sucks. everything here in europe is so much better.

 

Admin: You're in luck. I now accept donations in Euros and Guilders.

 

CapeFish: Tropical Storm Conchita is fast approaching the Netherlands Antilles. Details forthcoming.

 

CapeFish: Hurricane Tracking Charts

 

Beinfest4Prez: Great work, Cape! :high5

 

CapeFish: WINK-TV Fire Danger Chart:

 

 

 

phoenix: CapeFish, your picture is too large. You have 48 hours to make it smaller, or else.

 

Ice Man / Maniac: Hey guys, check out this picture of my face I made in Photoshop.

 

 

 

phoenix: Maniac, your picture is too large. You have 48 hours to make it smaller, or else.

 

MarlinsChic24: I'M A GIRL!!!!!!!

 

every1lovesme: liek omg,me to

 

*OMGLAZ*: hi there,im laz,lol

 

MarlinsChic24: I love Juan Carlos!!!!!

 

Juanky: :hat

 

fishfan25: damm im so stupid

 

dontrelle: ^^^what he said

 

Das Texan: fools.

 

UMFan4Life7: Pwned.

 

JBFan21: ...

 

MarlinsFans46: *click*

 

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feel free to join in.

Fritz: My mom is hot.

Me: Yeah, I tapped that. I had some jungle fever.

 

:plain

Post of the year.

:lol

Omg....thats so true...

 

lmao.

:lol Awesome.

:lol Awesome :lol

i get left out of everything

Hollyberry: :o

 

 

 

:thumbup

Fritz: My mom is hot.

Me: Yeah, I tapped that. I had some jungle fever.

 

:plain

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:plain

 

Dazzler: I got a 2" cawk

Me: That's the centimeter side of the ruler, bro

haha...sad but true

Wow you had a lot of time on your hands :lol

good stuff.

i get left out of everything

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You're not the only one. :glare

 

 

 

But good stuff none the less.

Awesome. Every single one is practically perfect.

 

And yes.....Lima > Tinker Bell

Hahahahahahahahaha

:ramp

I have no personality.

 

Pepsi. that's it?

me too....i get left out of it all.

me too...

FishFanInPA: How are you going to stop McNamara and Warrick?

Nugget: Go kill yourselves, you god damn 12 year olds

:lol Superb

:lol :lol

MikeyzCubanita: *posts semi-nude pics*

Fritz: Attention whore