Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all.

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You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars.

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Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age.

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We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts.

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Fair enough, I guess I won't be able to buy those pretty new jet fighters I had my eye on.

 

 

Why am I not a celebrity? I hate you all.

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You are a celebrity in my book. Here's a billion dollars.

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Only a billion? You're getting cheap in your old age.

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We have our own problems, Israel. We've decided to spend this money on tax cuts.

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Fair enough, I guess I won't be able to buy those pretty new jet fighters I had my eye on.

 

 

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You are going to use that money on that. You should have said something we'll give them to you for free.

I see Bob Dole is very popular around these parts. If only I were that popular.?

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Well, we all know which Senator user has the best hair.

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You also own the most orange skin in the Senate.

OK, this is getting stupid.

 

And Marlins, shut up.

I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site.

I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site.

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My Jedi Stick says otherwise :mischief

:lol !

:lol :lol :lol

I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site.

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My Jedi Stick says otherwise :mischief

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My Hrunting is better than your Jedi Stick. Be careful Yoda or you may end up like Grendel.

My name better be up on that list soon.

Bob can not believe the stupidity in this thread

Bob,

 

Your theory on a diamond-shaped universe has been proven false.

 

Your friend,

Steven Hawking

Funny how so many celebs popped up at once.

 

We all know that I'm the only true celebrity on here.

 

Beowulf is not real. Nor is Yoda.

 

And I have a man crush on John Rambo.

Funny how so many celebs popped up at once.

 

We all know that I'm the only true celebrity on here.

 

Beowulf is not real. Nor is Yoda.

 

And I have a man crush on John Rambo.

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You are nothing but a has-been, Ben.

I personally think i'm the hottest celebrity on this site.

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I'm going to have to disagree with you.

Funny how so many celebs popped up at once.

 

We all know that I'm the only true celebrity on here.

 

Beowulf is not real. Nor is Yoda.

 

And I have a man crush on John Rambo.

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Your about as real as the Marlins chances at making the playoffs.

Funny how so many celebs popped up at once.

 

We all know that I'm the only true celebrity on here.

 

Beowulf is not real.? Nor is Yoda.

 

And I have a man crush on John Rambo.

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Your about as real as the Marlins chances at making the playoffs.

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Dear Chase Utley,

 

My calculations put it at 500 to 1 that the Phillies make the playoffs.

 

Sincerely,

Steven Hawking

Mr. Hawking, we all know the Big Band was around 11 billions years ago. Let's say we build a telescope powerful to see 11 billion light years away. Would we then be able to see the Big Bang? :confused

Mr. Hawking, we all know the Big Band was around 11 billions years ago. Let's say we build a telescope powerful to see 11 billion light years away. Would we then be able to see the Big Bang? :confused

 

 

Dear Mr. Chewbacca314

 

Maybe not in our lifetime but yes I believe so. But if you have read the theory on parallel universes the Big Bang occurs everyday in other universes. Our universe is just a small membrane in a pool of millions of other universes. I hope you read about some of this it will truely open your eyes to how insignificant we are.

 

Sincerely,

Steven Hawking

Where the f*** is my name on that list Festa?

Like OMG, I can't believe you forgot about me. That's like sooooo wrong. ^sniff^ Hey, if anyone sees my cocaine lying around, let me know.

Quite Frankly there shouldn't be a celebrity thread without me.....I'm the most flamboyant and the best analyst in sports.

We were the original celebrities.

This is a joke of a list.