Posted October 24, 200519 yr Top 10 Reasons Hurricanes are like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials" 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ............ At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house.
October 24, 200519 yr You don't get ridiculously spammed "Christmas Threads" though... :ninja I am SO making a Santa Tracking thread this year.... The Claus is moving North-Northwest from New Mexico to California at around 120-125 MPH...All children living in that area should return to their beds as soon as possible. Make sure to have plenty of milk and cookies in your home. [This is an alert of the Santa Tracking System]
October 24, 200519 yr You don't get ridiculously spammed "Christmas Threads" though... :ninja I am SO making a Santa Tracking thread this year.... The Claus is moving North-Northwest from New Mexico to California at around 120-125 MPH...All children living in that area should return to their beds as soon as possible. Make sure to have plenty of milk and cookies in your home. [This is an alert of the Santa Tracking System] :lol :mischief2 Will there be forecast tracking maps and quantity of presents graphs? :mischief
October 24, 200519 yr You don't get ridiculously spammed "Christmas Threads" though... :ninja I am SO making a Santa Tracking thread this year.... The Claus is moving North-Northwest from New Mexico to California at around 120-125 MPH...All children living in that area should return to their beds as soon as possible. Make sure to have plenty of milk and cookies in your home. [This is an alert of the Santa Tracking System] I laughed out loud!
October 24, 200519 yr You don't get ridiculously spammed "Christmas Threads" though... :ninja I am SO making a Santa Tracking thread this year.... The Claus is moving North-Northwest from New Mexico to California at around 120-125 MPH...All children living in that area should return to their beds as soon as possible. Make sure to have plenty of milk and cookies in your home. [This is an alert of the Santa Tracking System] :lol ! Priceless.
October 24, 200519 yr You don't get ridiculously spammed "Christmas Threads" though... :ninja I am SO making a Santa Tracking thread this year.... The Claus is moving North-Northwest from New Mexico to California at around 120-125 MPH...All children living in that area should return to their beds as soon as possible. Make sure to have plenty of milk and cookies in your home. [This is an alert of the Santa Tracking System] I'm going to get a hardon over the whereabouts of Santa this Christmas.
October 24, 200519 yr Das is like a little angel on Halloween trying to get some candy. He's the most active poster of the day. HE THRIVES ON OTHER PEOPLE'S DEMISE!!
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