Posted October 9, 200321 yr No, the National Hurricane Center has not issued any hurricane warnings for South Florida. The Category 5 storm I am referring to is an army of blue-clad a** clowns that will pass through Miami International Airport and Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport. They will fill your hotels from the Yankee Cliper to Pier 66 to the Fountainbleu in Coral Gables. They will roam Ft. Lauderdale Beach and South Beach. They will roam up and down the Las Olas shopping district, Sawgrass Mills, and Bayside Marketplace. They'll be at Shula's and Burt & Jack's. They will be all over South Florida the same way the ladybugs have been all over Chicagoland this week. At each one of these venues, they will produce wind gusts and strom surges of the most extreme cocky nature. They will also find their way into Pro Player Stadium this weekend with the intent to inflict the same damage. They were successful doing that to Atlanta and Turner Field. This time, however, let us hope that these blue-clad a** clowns are walking into a lion's den. I want those of you Marlins fans attending the PPS games to make life a living hell for these a** clowns. I want them to experience a complete shell shocking. Do it to the extent the law allows, of course.
October 9, 200321 yr I'm out to hunt'em. the first cub cap i see at a bar cheering too loud i'll throw a beer at it and let the rumble begin.
October 9, 200321 yr forget about fights, just try to drown them out. their might be alot of them but we're still going to outnumber them by a lot i figure. fans down here are loud as f***, and the bandwagoners down here go all out. if we drown them out this wont be Wrigley Field 3 (the Ted was #2)
October 9, 200321 yr Man, we just don't PLAY around like that. The bandwagoners can be bandwagoners and all that, but I'll tell you this, they DO go all out and we ARE loud! Like I said, the Cub fans don't stand a chance here in Miami. Trust me.
October 9, 200321 yr There will be 65K at the Pro on Friday. Thats almost 2 full Wrigleys. Even if a miracle happens and Flubs Fans make up 25% of that so what? They figure they can come down to Miami and fill up all the seats the "apathetic fans" (they said it not me) didn't bother showing up to fill. a$$ clowns - prepare to get clowned
October 9, 200321 yr Great! Just keep a look out for the easily identifyable midwesterner... Nasty, white-trash goatee, a circa 1988 moustache (on both men and women) and faded bluejeans that are 2 sizes too big (Allowing for gratuitous crack display).
October 9, 200321 yr hey Im a midwesterner, and even though I may where my pants two sixes two big, and have a white trash goatee. I do not have a mustache (nor does my fiance) and my crack doesn't show (most of the time) refrase that... Your common Cubs fan with...
October 9, 200321 yr beings Im from Illinois, and can't go to Florida and watch I just want to issue a request. Please for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY don't let the Cub fans mock us. Do what ever it takes. Im not saying fighting, but drown them out. Mock them. Make them feel uncomfortable. DO NOT and i repeat DO NOT let them do to us what they did to Atlanta!
October 9, 200321 yr 2/5 the fans in Atlanta were Cubs fans at best....1/10 the fans at the Pro will be Cubs fans
October 9, 200321 yr 2/5 the fans in Atlanta were Cubs fans at best....1/10 the fans at the Pro will be Cubs fans Not even, now that they opened up like a thousand more seats it will be even MORE Marlins fans.
October 9, 200321 yr I want those of you Marlins fans attending the PPS games to make life a living hell for these a** clowns. I want them to experience a complete shell shocking. Consider it done. :thumbup
October 9, 200321 yr . At each one of these venues, they will produce wind gusts and strom surges of the most extreme cocky nature. of course. I thought Strom Thurmond was dead, Viva. :o
October 9, 200321 yr i just heard on "extra" that Billy Crystal and Robin Williams are bothin rooting for the cubs my god...
October 9, 200321 yr i just heard on "extra" that Billy Crystal and Robin Williams are bothin rooting for the cubs my god... f*** um both..... And LuxSox, ever since you guys came and started supporting us I have become a Sox fan (for the AL, at least).
October 9, 200321 yr ha ha, you watch extra! dude, it's a good show the news anchors are hot. :thumbup
October 10, 200321 yr Author . I thought Strom Thurmond was dead, Viva. :o Yes, he is dead. But now that I think of it, there are probably some Cubs fans who think like Strom Thurmond.
October 10, 200321 yr Author Billy Crystal and Robin Williams are bothin rooting for the cubs A caller to The Score (Chicago sports talk station) did claim that he spotted "CSI: Miami" star David Caruso outside of Wrigley Field on Tuesday. I realize that Caruso is not a popular actor (even though his show is), but he lives in South Florida and is probably rooting for the Fighting Fish.
October 10, 200321 yr As a White Sox, and Marlins fan, it is times like this I wish we were still shooting tourists.....
October 10, 200321 yr I think it will be different than Atlanta because even a day before the NLDS started, there were thousands of tickets available, so their scum ilk had opprotunity to meander on over. Winning the series before the Cubs did helps this for the Marlins. Also, how many of these clowns do you think can take more time off work for the Cubs? I know many of them live in some yuppy fantasy world, but come on.
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