...for a few hours.

US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

 

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

 

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=07...;show_article=1

It is as the prophecy has foretold!

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

I thought Bush was pretty bad, but 2-3 hours of Cheney as President may change my mind.

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

:lol :lol :lol

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

 

lmao

One commentator joked that you might want to cancel your flight to Tehran just in case.

ZOMG CHENEY IZ A SITH LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ZOMG CHENEY IZ A SITH LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

:o :o :o

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

 

haha :lol

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

pure awesomeness

ZOMG CHENEY IZ A SITH LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

:o :o :o

i wonder if he can shoot lightening from his fingers?

wiat...you mean Chaney wasn't president already?

 

and what kind of a person has this procedeure done on a Saturday? Doctors need weekends too!

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

Well played.

Ah yes, Dick Cheney- The People's President

 

With Cheney at the helm, American can say goodbye to poverty and war.

So The Sith Master has finally taken over for the apprentice.

 

Hide the women and children

So The Sith Master has finally taken over for the apprentice.

 

Hide the women and children

 

Hide your firearms....

 

 

 

The first words from the Secret Servicemen.

 

 

"DUCK!"

It's not a "routine procedure" in this case.

First, the doctor is going to have to remove Bush's head from the cavity before the probe can be inserted.

 

 

 

:lol :lol :lol

 

 

Hall of Fame?

 

 

Edit: Nominated

Emperor Bush has returned