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500 free condoms....

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Condoms are for pansy guys who can't get their women on the pill.

 

:shifty

 

It makes her sick

 

:confused

Thats female for 'I really hope he knocks me up'.

Mine acts like a psycho when she's on the pill. For realz.

 

 

We even tried different types. I wanted to kill her on all of them.

No condom. No pill.

 

That's the way to do it. The old fashioned way.

 

LOL....

 

old way is really stupid unless your the type that wants to have a billion kids...

No condom. No pill.

 

That's the way to do it. The old fashioned way.

 

Are you Roman Catholic? :p

 

 

But seriously, think of all the fun you could have with 500 condoms and a tank of helium.

Or you could use them for sex!!

 

Now what would be the point of tha....oh!

Mine acts like a psycho when she's on the pill. For realz.

 

 

We even tried different types. I wanted to kill her on all of them.

Thats probably the most effective birth control method. :mischief

we're both scared of the possible side-effects from the pill... its kinda counter-productive to be stoppin half way in jus to put on a condom tho :lol

No condom. No pill.

 

That's the way to do it. The old fashioned way.

 

LOL....

 

old way is really stupid unless your the type that wants to have a billion kids...

 

Just pull it out.

No condom. No pill.

 

That's the way to do it. The old fashioned way.

 

LOL....

 

old way is really stupid unless your the type that wants to have a billion kids...

 

Just pull it out.

 

I got a friend said the samething but now he has four kids from two different females.

  • 2 weeks later...

Dammit! They're out!

No condom. No pill.

 

That's the way to do it. The old fashioned way.

 

LOL....

 

old way is really stupid unless your the type that wants to have a billion kids...

 

Just pull it out.

OH THE IRONY.

 

As long as it isn't in her ass. Then she might sh*t on you.

No condom. No pill.

 

That's the way to do it. The old fashioned way.

 

LOL....

 

old way is really stupid unless your the type that wants to have a billion kids...

 

Just pull it out.

OH THE IRONY.

 

As long as it isn't in her ass. Then she might sh*t on you.

 

LMFAO. Perfect use.

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